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[Admiral Bobbery]

*pushes glasses up.*

Nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, and you probably wonder why I shout this out?

Let me tell you of a schweet story about myself, and that totally hot babe.

It was a cold day, and I was at Jr. Troopa’s Playground. I had recently ordered the newest version of swoon.exe. I had to have it and Nerr Power had the next version. Along comes a hi-technical meow maid, Meow Maid V.2. She actually hands it to me. I’m getting all excited, and I thought it would come later. I used my schweet box opener and I found swoon.exe. Now it was time to try it out.

Walking to the real world, I went up to this really hot babe and started to talk to her.

“Hey, I like those eyes, they are quite schweet,” said I.

“Um…thanks?” said the hot babe.

This is where the story gets interesting, I started to sweat, and the sweat kept getting more and more. It seemed as my shell would erode from the water, but I could always order another one from Nerr Power. I quickly activated swoon.exe.

“Ah, Nerr Hurr, this is much better,” I said.

“What’s better?” said the hot babe.

“Why you are,” said I.

Soon after I was getting far in my chat with the totally hot babe, a man (a really strong one) comes along and takes a fist to my eye. I could have been saved, if I had worn those hi-technicaaaaaal glasses that a friend bought for me. I was rushed to the hospital, and a 6 hour surgery took place. After awhile, I woke up, and found my self in a room. The room said, “Fort Francis Room #1” I couldn’t believe it, I was in Fort Francis and right beside me, were the most hi-technical glasses. The specs of the elite nerr himself were sitting right there. I’m sure he had many more spares.

“Oh this is sooo schweet,” I thought to myself, and I picked up the glasses and wore them. They changed the way I lived, and spoke. I felt more geeky and nerdy, and it felt all great inside. It was a phenomena, and I felt great. I was a new nerr.

My journey would continue in Fort Francis, but as I opened the door, to see if there were any nerrs around, I saw something that shocked me and was not very technical at all.

Flamers, spammers, and trollers all around, fighting and bickering and yelling “fail” at every person.

I was scared to walk outside of the room, and then something approached me….

TO BE CONTINUED….

[Twytch]

This is great. I'm anxiously waiting for Part 2.

[LudwigVonKoopa]

[Black Yoshi]

Good Franis, that was epic.

[Emiri Kimidori]

I want more. D:

[Admiral Bobbery]

I was became quite frightened, and my throat became raspy, and when I tried to ask what the thing, or who the person was, I coughed, and coughed. To my surprise, it wasn’t the Elite Nerr, or any of the other people out there. It was the hot babe’s sister, who had heard about me from her sister. This sister was quite the hot one.

At the moment, I started freaking out, and I said to myself, “What am I going to say?” I tried to say hi, but only a low cough came out.

“Hey, you must be one of those hi-technicaaal nerrs, that I have been looking for,” said the hot babe and she started walking closer.

My pits were sweating profusely, and I started to back away. I tried to find swoon.exe in my shell, and it was no where to be found.

“Hey, why are you walking away,” said the hot babe, and she got out her lipstick and started putting it on slowly. It was grape flavored, and some how, she knew that it was one of my favorite smells.

“ must have another copy of swoon.exe around,” I said to myself. So frantically, I started forcing drawers open and looked for anther swoon.exe. I found a schweet new edition of nerr power, that wasn’t even in stores yet. I would remember this, and come to look at it later. Also, hi-technicaaal plans for a Meow Maid V.3, was in there. Finally, there was an autograph of Tubba Blubba, from one of the Elite Nerr’s favorite anime shows.

“Mmmm,” said the hot babe, and she got out the hand lotion and you would never guess what the hand lotion was. It was pomegranate midnight seduction lotion. That was one of the most popular lotions, sold by biznesses, and it was hard to find. At this moment, my arms were literally dripping with sweat and a small puddle was forming around my feet.

I searched even more franticly, trying to find a version of swoon.exe around, but time was running out, and the puddle was getting larger by the minute. There was a sheet covering up a cylindrical object and I threw it off, and I found a capsule. It was my only way of escaping, because I had searched everywhere in the room, but could not find it. Swoon.exe, would probably be in other areas.

The hot babe was done applying the lotion of her hands, and she got out some perfume. It was the rare perfume, from the wife of Cortez. I thought she was one of the rich hot babes, that you would rarely find, and I didn’t want to miss this opportunity but I didn’t want to ruin it.

I jumped into the capsule and started pressing random buttons, and the hot babe was done spraying the lotion, and I could smell it from the inside of the hi-technicaaal capsule. In a few seconds the capsule, started to move and I heard loud thumps over me, as the hot babe ran towards the area in which the capsule was. I was scared to look up, and I waited in the capsule. In a few moments my nose started to feel funny. I smelled the air and started feeling, to love. The smell was getting addicting and I was feeling more tired. The hot babe had thrown her perfume bottle into the capsule before I had left, and it might have been a plot to get me to love her. I couldn’t help myself but to breathe, and I became tired….and tired…and I closed my eyes. The capsule hit the bottom and the door of the capsule opened.

I fell out of the capsule, and became unconscious. Though, the moment before I passed out, I heard the word, “Nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.”

TO BE CONTINUED....

[Frozenwinters]

Armpit sweat is delicious. :)

[Sam]

damn epic.

[Admiral Bobbery]

It was cold, damp and quiet. I soon found myself in a cold prison cell, and I was lying flat on the ground. I blinked a few times at first, and I saw some large green thing, which looked injured.

“AHHHHHHH,” I yelled. I jumped off the ground, and I was quite startled. I started to sweat.

“Where am I? This doesn’t look like the Hi-Technicaaal Fort Francis,” I said to the green thing. I took a few steps closer and found that is was a large lizard, on with glasses.

“Wait a minute,” I said to myself, “this is the Elite Nerr, ” I checked for a pulse but it seems that there is a slow pulse.

“He’s alive; hold on Elite Nerr,” we’ll get out of here. Of course, I didn’t know what I just said. I started to sweat in fear, and I started to smell something. The smelling of a corpse.

I continued to wait there for a bit longer, and all of a sudden a green rectangular shaped thing came up to me.

“Hello, you must be another prisoner of his, let me get you out,” said the mysterious object. Off, went the object to it’s work, and slid within the prison cell.

“The names Carrie,” said the object. Right away, I knew that this was the pixl who was trapped in Francis’s basement.

“Hello, I’m Jr. Troopa, and I’m pretty sure you know that the hi-technicaaal is here?” I said.

“No, I did not know, but you must leave quickly,” said the pixl, and it thrusted and I onto itself, and went through the prison bars.

“You must run quickly, and before you leave, take this program,” said Carrie, “It is Brave.app. You may have seen a young lad become invincible with the use of a star, correct? This pretty much does the same thing. It is an application that makes you brave and powerful and able to achieve anything. Use this wisely, and many of the hot babes will be able to sense the rays of Brave.app and they will come down to the prison cell. I must go now, before they see that I’m gone, and we’ll meet up later.” Carrie, slid herself into a crack into the ground and and I were left alone.

I continued to drag , and we went through a long hall. It was quiet, and cold, and I wondered what would happen.

Suddenly a drop of sweat falls from the sky, and I turn around. To my amazement, something came that was highly unexpected. I had thought it was one of the guards, but it was the hot babe, who I had encountered earlier and this time, it was not I who was sweating, but it was who had started to, and I could feel it after a small puddle was being formed.

TO BE CONTINUED…..

[Flar3 Luigi]

The hot babe sounds hot. Continue.

[LudwigVonKoopa]

[Para]

Friggin sweet.