digibutter.nerr

[YagamiMirror]

Using the benhammer, Francis ended up benning divo so hard that he was sent flying all the way past jail, and ended up stuck in the Dump. This is his tale.

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PROLOGUE: MYSTERIOUS TOWN
Journal Entry 7:
I've been traveling this endless desert for days still. All I can find is a wasteland of spam. I can see why Francis hid this forum away. I've lost all hope, I can't find any members...
Journal Entry 9:
I've been hearing voices..am I going crazy? I even see a figure of a town in the distance. I guess I'll try going for it.
Journal Entry 12:
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT..A SIGN. "Town With No Name - 2 miles". I'm actually going to find shelter after all!

divo walked into the "Town with no name", seeing people in a hurry. They seemed to ignore him even with his dirty, teared up clothes. He saw users going into usershops and some bargaining in an outside market. Suddenly, a giant shadow cast over him. A figure of a man wearing a crown so strong looking that even a Sword of Pain couldn't kill passed over divo. He walked along further, passing a dark alleyway that no member payed attention to. A dark silouhette watched divo..with a white, glowing orb in its hand. The thing then slithered away, planning to follow divo.

CHAPTER I: AN URBAN LEGEND
After checking out the sights of the town, Divo decided to check into the popular hotel topic, seeing he still had 30 coins left in his pocket. He heard a voice coming from a house next to him. "Hey young whippersnapper," said an older user. "What are you doing around these parts? I've never seen you before.". Divo explained that he was wandering the desert looking for shelter when he found this place. "divo, eh? My name is yoshitongue31. You're still not scared, even after hearing the ancient tale of this town?" he said. Divo nodded his head with a no. Yoshitongue seemed to almost whisper as he said,"Well then, try not to fall asleep. You see, this town used to be quite more flourishing. It was actually a secret, with a hidden warp pipe behind a rock. Underground, people were bustling with their buisiness, and it was much more peaceful than the world up above. A scientist once created a defense machine so powerful, that it was nicknamed the benmaster. It had to be heavily guarded. An overpowered forum troll once stole it, and turned the city into ruins. With no hope left, the great scientist had to hide the three pieces across the ruins of the city; he disappeared shortly after. The villan searched for a decade, but only found 1 piece of the benmaster. They say both are still floating around as spirits, making sure neither find the three parts. blah blah blah blah blahhhhhhhhh..."
Divo had fallen asleep by that time. "HEY, KID, ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?!" Divo woke up with a surprised look on his face and said," Uh...yeah. You ended your story with no one found the three parts..right? Say..is there any clue where to find those three pieces?" The old man mumbled,"Yeah. But you're not going to fall asleep again if I tell you, ARE you?" Divo nodded with a no. Yoshitongue then told him that the scientist left 3 clues:
Piece 1: The pen is mightier than the sword, the founder shall show you the way.
Piece 2: More is less; it can be changed by a simple stone.
Piece 3: Well...turns out it was scratched out, so I myself am not really sure.
Divo thanked the man for his story and turned toward the hotel topic again. "Hahahah..no one will be able to stop me this time." Divo quietly said to himself.

-Somewhere in a profile, in a user's website link-
*watching a screen*
Hmhmhm. Thank you, you've made it much easier, divo. Hahaha...HAHAHAHA!



CHAPTER II: THE OTHER SEEKER
A sunny day in Off-Topic. Yagami walked by MAMA LUIGI headquarters, and walked into The International Union of Sloopy. He came out with some sloopy documents he had to work on. He then noticed CBLuigi sitting down at a table between Mona's Pizza and Malo Mart. "Hey." said Yagami. CB responded with a,"Yo." as he omnomnomed on some PIE. They had a short discussion about MOTHER 3. After 7 minutes, the ground started shaking. A chair fell over, and CBLuigi had a blank face as he looked up. Yagami looked up as well. Some machine was floating in the air, shooting lasers toward off-topic. Members ran around in confusion and panic. CB and Yagami ran toward it, to see that it looked somewhat like a Landmaster. On it, the words: BENMASTER 2000 were printed on each side. The two figured they couldn't reach it, because it seemed 9001 feet up in the air. CB pointed out a Bomb-omb on the ground. He took it and threw it up far in the sky, attaching a PIE-jetpack to it. A loud explosion occurred overhead, as a few topics were broken in the fire.
There was only smoke left in the air, when suddenly there was a loud thud between the two- the Benmaster 2000's jets were broken, but the rest was not even scratched. It began to fire it's lasers toward Yagami. CB hid behind a broken piece of metal, as Yagami followed. A beep was heard, as the metal they were hiding behind broke apart. The huge mecha was right in front of them, about to take care of the two members. CB took out his Aqua Blade, and slashed the giant thing while Yagami tried to do a firekick against it. It barely shook as their attacks failed. A benhammer emerged. As it swung, it stopped in front of the faces. Then it spurted into the air like a firecracker, and then a small 'pff-BLAM' happened. It was so far up that you could barely hear it. Standing behind where it used to be was a figure in the light. Emerging stood Alexio with a mine in his hand, as he said,"You guys SO owe me. I only had one of those special mines!" The other two sighed with relief.

-Somewhere Past the Picto Forum-
"Ungh...How did my plans get foiled AGAIN?!" exclaimed an red-faced, angry Lord Bowser. Being tired and hurt from the explosion, he quietly said,"Blah..I knew a replica of the Benmaster wouldn't work...looks like I'll just have to look for the 3 pieces."

CHAPTER III: DOING SOME RESEARCH
Divo was sitting in his hotel room, getting ready to enter the underground city. He held a spam gun and put it into his belt. He decided to go with a new look, that included sunglasses, a pair of jeans, a black shirt with a leather jacket, and belt with a golden "D" as the buckle. In case something happened, he only had 5 coins left after buying the new clothes, so he went and purchased a Life Shroom from the gift shop. In his backpack was also an emergency Glowing Sword of Pain that he had ever since he entered the old, dusty town. He walked outside of the hotel topic, his sunglasses shining in the sunlight. Exiting the town, he immediately went west, past the worn out wooden sign that said 'Town With No Name - Welcome!'. He saw a group of bushes close by. There was one bush that was far away from the others, though. He went behind it and a well-hidden warp pipe was there. He jumped into it, and his search began.

LINK: /217-cold-reception-in-shiver-city

Meanwhile...

Yagami was laying down on a beach chair on the shores of Off-Topic, when suddenly he heard a yelling from far away. He thought it was nothing and ignored it. "HEY YOU!" exclaimed a voice from behind him. Yagami fell off his chair and onto the sand when he heard the yell. "Jeez, you don't have to scream, Alexio." he said as he looked up. "Look what CBLuigi found after doing some research on the internet." He handed Yagami the paper as he read the following:
The Benmaster
An ancient machine built a long time ago, when a place called "The Dump" existed at a forum website known as digibutter.nerr.biz. It was said to be a very powerful machine, and could destroy any normal person in one strike of it's hammer(now named the benhammer). It is said that the machine no longer exists, and the creator hid it into 3 pieces for safety reasons. Only 1 has been reported to be found, and reports say it looks similar to a golden boat sinking. The said object also looks very light, but turns out to be heavy. The person who found it stated that there must be something in it.
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Alexio also pointed out that the machine the three fought yesterday had the name "Benmaster 2000", which meant it must've been a replica of some sort. "Hmm...something smells fishy, and it's NOT my lunch. I think I know someone who can help us." Yagami walked to General Discussion, which one of his friends lived. He knocked on the door of a purple house, and said,"Hello? Dark Paratroopa? You there?" The door opened and a Paratroopa with a Purple Shell emerged."Oh, hey", he said. Yagami asked,"Say...I need a favor. You browse /b/ a lot, so you should have some interwebs knowledge. Have you ever heard of something called the 'benmaster'?" DP let Yagami come in and he took a seat on the couch inside. After about 3 minutes, DP came back with a dusty, black book titled "History of The Dump - PROJECT BENMASTER". "Was this what you were looking for?" he asked. They blew off some of the dirt and dust and continued to open the book.
The Dump. A once popular and existing place in digibutter.nerr. Many people spammed there, which was why Francis nuked it. When it was alive, there was a hidden town underground. A scientist created many defense weapons, in case there was attack from the above world. One day, he made a mecha so powerful that none could match it- the Benmaster. When an evil forum troll stole it, he wrecked havoc and left the city almost in ruins. The scientist then had no choice but to turn on the emergency switch on the machine, which scattered the 3 pieces across the underground areas of the Dump, and the machine was never heard of again. They say the survivors from the tiny town rebuilt on the surface world. By that time, Francis had already hid the forum, which is why the place was never heard from again. Very few left the town to go into the current forums, as it was usually always peaceful there.
Yagami thanked DP for letting him see the book. The two both headed back to Off-Topic. Sitting outside of Mona's Pizza was Plastic, Frozenwinters, CBLuigi and Alexio. They were all looking at a newspaper that CB got in the mail from a Pen Pal in the Dump. The headlines said: Mysterious Man walks into Mysterious Pipe behind Mysterious Bush Planted in Mysterious Dirt. "o hai" Plastic said to DP as they joined the group. Plastic said,"Uh..you guys..doesn't the face in that picture look like someone we've seen before.." "Actually, it DOES kind of look like...divo." Frozen said with a shiver.

[WIRE MAN]

If it's more of an intoduction then a chapter,shouldn't it be a prologue?Still,nice chapter.^_^ More plz.

[YagamiMirror]

[Gold Prognosticus]

Even when the modplot's over, divo still won't leave us...

More please.

[Frozenwinters]

Maor plx, kthx

[Alexio]

Very nice.

[YagamiMirror]

Alright. Posted up Chapter 1, hope you guys like it!

[Para]

This sauce consists of awesome.

[WIRE MAN]

Great Chapter.Moar plz!^_^

[Aggrieved]

Sausome Awece

[YagamiMirror]

I felt kind of uncreative today, but I managed to make Chapter 2. Enjoy!

[WIRE MAN]

[YagamiMirror]

[WIRE MAN]

[Frozenwinters]

I like chapter 2. >: You should put more effort into small things. Skipping and description are both good in small doses, but having both makes the story better.

Also, when do I come in? ;;