High Priestess Paula
Count_Bleck
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
Posts: 29980
HP: 30 MP: 2 Lives: 9
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 Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:02 am
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It all started one day when Mona was walking around delivering pizza.
“Cashplx.” The man, being Plastic Mario, gave her 20 coins made out of plastic.
“YAY, moneys!!” Mona exclaimed. A cat sleeping in a tree heard Mona’s exclamation in its sleep, and woke up. “Gimme the moneys ya bloody wanker…wait why am I british?” A girl clothed in blue walked up. “Don’t question my writing Tayl. I’m making this story, and you’re gonna like it!” Tayl, as we all know she would, exclaimed “You’re a character, and the Author? P-p-p-PARADOX!” The blue girl already knew about it, as…she’s writing this. “How about us fou-” She got stopped by a weird yoshi…faced thing shouting “SHUT UP DICKFACE!!!!” “IMMA CHARGIN MAH LOCK,” Said Plastic Mario still outside for some reason. “SHOOP DA BEN!” he yelled right afterwards. Soon after, the yoshi faced creature was locked up into a jail cell. Tayl looked kind of sad. “I didn’t even get to steal his moneys. D: …wait where did my British accent go?” The girl in blue clothes answered “…well…I can’t type a British accent well, and I’m too lazy to try. …anyway who wants to go on an adventure?”
Mona was the first to answer. “Will there be cash plx?”
The girl replied “Probably not, but I’m forcing you all to join anyways.”
Everyone but Tayl had a sad look on their face. Tayl looked happy, as she just stole the blue girl’s wallet.
The group ran off in a random direction, and hit a wall with the words “End of chapter one. I doubt there will ever be a chapter two. So there,” inscribed on it.
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