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Lord Krump
Joined: 21 Apr 2007
Posts: 7880
HP: 60 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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 Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:33 pm
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Lord Crump: Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh! Do you got those cannons ready yet?
Random X-Naut: Yes, sir!
Lord Crump: Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh huh! The chance of obtaining the resources on that planet- Too good to pass up! Buh huh huh! These new hyper-cannons will strike fear in the hearts of this planet's inhabitants! Buh huh huh!
Random X-Naut: Lord Crump! Lord Crump! Our ship has been attacked!
Lord Crump: Buh huh- Huh? Who the heck attacked the ship?
Random X-Naut: I dunno, sir! Grodus will be pissed if this ship is ruffed up!
Lord Crump: ...Fire up Magnus. I'm gonna give this intruder a taste of the Crump. Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh! |
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The book
Light Prognosticus
Vampire
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 3973
HP: 88 MP: 10 Lives: 2
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"When did I change game? Whatever. Mario must be here, looking for the Crystal Star! Wait... What's a Crystal Star?" |
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Lord Krump
Joined: 21 Apr 2007
Posts: 7880
HP: 60 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:59 pm
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Me: Mario? Is Mario the one behind this? Answer me!
Random X-Naut: Uh, sir, I, before you interrogate it, there is something you should know-
Me: ENOUGH! Do not interrupt me!
*Looks back at the newcomer*
Me: Buh huh huh. If you won't answer me, newcomer, we'll just have to make you answer me! Buh huh huh! X-Nauts, hold it down! Also, where's Magnus? |
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The book
Light Prognosticus
Vampire
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 3973
HP: 88 MP: 10 Lives: 2
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:05 pm
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"LET ME GO! You are so irresponsible. You don't know that your own robot is in the center of the base, where the Crystal Star is and where Mario and his partners are heading. OPS! What I said isn't real! IT ISN'T! Mario isn't trying to get the 7 Crystal Stars and he's not trying to save Princess Peach!" |
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Lord Krump
Joined: 21 Apr 2007
Posts: 7880
HP: 60 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:09 pm
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Me: Oh, it isn't real? Well, that's fine, then. I was worried for a-
ALARM: MARIO HAS ARRIVED. INITIATE DEFENSE PLAN.
Me: ...w-what? Mario is... Oh, dear... BUH! I NEED TO GET THERE QUICK! You, you're fired for not telling me about this!
Random X-Naut: But, uh, sir, I was trying to- AGG!
*Random X-Naut is placed in a pod and fired off in to space*
Me: The rest of you, make sure it doesn't escape! I have some business to attend to! |
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The book
Light Prognosticus
Vampire
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 3973
HP: 88 MP: 10 Lives: 2
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:13 pm
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"Now that he's gone, I can say that Mario is weak to getting hit by the audience, after being sucked by the Magnus 2.0. And that X-Naut there slacking off, is too lazy to hear", said Light Prognosticus.
"WHAT? I'M GONNA TELL LORD CRUMP! BTW, I'm NOT slacking off ", said an X-Naut.
"Oh, no" |
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I see what you are doing.
Lord Vaati
Joined: 19 May 2007
Posts: 20393
HP: 99 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:08 pm
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| Light Prognosticus wrote: | "Now that he's gone, I can say that Mario is weak to getting hit by the audience, after being sucked by the Magnus 2.0. And that X-Naut there slacking off, is too lazy to hear", said Light Prognosticus.
"WHAT? I'M GONNA TELL LORD CRUMP! BTW, I'm NOT slacking off ", said an X-Naut.
"Oh, no" |
*the X-Naut gets hit by a shuriken* |
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The Inconspicuos Intruder
X-Naut, Johnston
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 520
HP: 95 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:23 am
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*play the X-Naut theme tune, the one where the X-Nuats do something bad and that awesome music plays*
X-Naut Johnston: LORD CRUMP, SIR!
Lord Crump: Buh huh, what is it!? SPEAK UP, X-NAUT!
I leap into the air out of fright.
X-Naut Johnston: The cargo hold, it has been breached!
Lord Crump jumps up and down out of shock.
Lord Crump: Buh huh huh wha!? Is that where that pesky mustachioed fiend is! X-NAUTS!
X-Naut Fleet: *runs on screen* YESSIR!
Lord Crump: BUH HUH HUH! HEAD TO THE CARGO DOCKS NOW! BRING WEAPONS!
X-Naut Johnston: I shall investigate into this further lord crump, sir. |
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Lord Krump
Joined: 21 Apr 2007
Posts: 7880
HP: 60 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:53 am
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Me: Buh huh huh huh... It's been a long time. Time to fire up the ol' Magnus.
*Hops in the robot*
Me: Buh huh huh! Just you wait, Mario! |
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The Inconspicuos Intruder
X-Naut, Johnston
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 520
HP: 95 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:55 am
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I run into line with the X-Naut fleet frantically rushing towards the cargo bay.
X-Naut Johnston: You guys are fast!
Random X-Naut: We are just so scared and excited at the same time that Mario is here.
Another radnom X-Naut: I've been wanting to fire on of these for years! |
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Lord Krump
Joined: 21 Apr 2007
Posts: 7880
HP: 60 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:59 am
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Me: Wait up! Buh huh huh huh! Whaddya think of the new, improved Magnus?
*X-Nauts agree.*
Me: Hmm- Hey, what's that? Buh! It's red! I think I see Mario! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX!
Meanwhile, the newcomer from before is snooping around the area, searching for an escape route... |
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Nario
Super Koopa
Vampire
Joined: 17 May 2007
Posts: 9339
HP: 20 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:00 am
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weas:nar? where the hell are you? |
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The book
Light Prognosticus
Vampire
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 3973
HP: 88 MP: 10 Lives: 2
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| Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:01 am
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"No, it's me, LP, with Mario's hat. I gave him the Crystal Star and he went to the Palace of Shadow, in Rougeport... OPS! Shouldn't have said that!" |
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Nario
Super Koopa
Vampire
Joined: 17 May 2007
Posts: 9339
HP: 20 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:02 am
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Weas:dosent mitri met you somewhere? |
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The Inconspicuos Intruder
X-Naut, Johnston
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 520
HP: 95 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:02 am
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X-Naut Johnston: It's mario! OPEN FIRE ON HIM!
The X-Nauts unleash blasts of X at mario. |
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