Once upon a time there was a site known as EXEHQ, a wonderland of everything Megaman and Role Play. A single tear is shed.
Then Geoff Medicino *crag* it up and it's a video site parody of ScrewAttack. So I went to Nsider.
I went on the Mario forums a lot, made stupid sprite comics people liked. I made this one villain contest that people got really into. Actually, I made a lot of cool contests on Nsider, and they still never made me a sage. Dicks.
Anyway some dude posted this site so I went there and joined. Now we are here.
Nothing important happened in between that.
*crag* you.
Anyway.
So, a whole year huh? Well, not really, not for me anyway. It will be a year next month or something, but I'm not doing another one of these for that. So next month when I've been here for a year come back to this post and pretend you haven't read it before.
Ok. Now.
If you haven't noticed by now, I'm completely *crag* insane, and for some reason the internet loves me. Where ever I go I am some how able to obtain power no matter what the circumstances may be. If I was an egotistical bastard I would say it's because I'm awesome, and I am. So I will.
I'm awesome.
Hooray.
Now on a more serious note.
If you also haven't noticed, I hate you all.
Go slit your wrists.
Wait, hold that thought.
I also love you all as well. If I had a coin for every time I heard "You have lost all my respect." or "You have gained my respect." I would be richer than Pure, and we all know how impossible that is.
Whether you want to believe it or not I have connected with each of you in one way or another. Whether it be through my "art", my words, or my harsh critisms of you and all you stand for.
Bastard.
I have had some call me epic, some call me fail, and even on some occasions had people say that I helped them in real life.
Yes, I really am that awesome.
The fact of the matter is though, that I'm not special. I'm just some sixteen year old kid that doesn't do particularly well in school and possibly wants to write for Williams Street as a career. I'm not worthy of any praise, as I do not believe I am truly better than any of you.
I do though, feel a bond through you. As I said before, I have connected with all of you, and that is what keeps me going. My hobbie is building communities, and in a sense I think I have done that. I have been both a common enemy to all, as well as someone who can offer advice to all.
And by advice, I mean explaining to you why you're wrong.
In all seriousness though, I am most likely nothing without you all. It's not like I have any special talent you do not all posses. A quick look into Your Creations is enough to see that. I am not the most random person here, nor the most creative. I am not the best artist here (Because tons of people have said that.*shot*) nor the best writer. I am simply a normal person who is willing to work to bring a community together.
If my presence here has made this site at least a fraction of what it is today, I am proud of myself and of all of you.
Happy Freakin Birthday,
Now for a brief list of some of the things I have done to you idiots this year, Hooray!
I started an evil alliance hell bent on destroying the forces of HERO.
I was the first mod and made you all hella jealous.
I got my own forum in Digibutter, and you all must recognize my glory. Star Carnival Forever Bitch.
I got you all to love/hate a piece of common playground equipment.
Out of the 59 people that were stuck this year, I struck 59 of them.
I turned RPOT into a warzone several times.
I helped Flavio start a cult several times.
I made you think I was pimpin' several times.
I lead a rebelion of OT against RPOT.
I made you all care about the fate of a made up computer program that was literally made of no more than 13 pixels.
I made some of the most bad ass sound clips ever.
I started a plot that eventually destroyed Digibutter, and then took absolutely no part in it's execution and instead took the time to hold my Pure Heart for ransom and in the end never gave it away.
I developed two of the few original characters that have come out of Digibutter. You want T-Shirts? You pay me first.
I bitch slapped mudkip and introduced him to his new sugar daddy. Dewgong.
I made a pokemon the greatest warrior of all time and wrote a story about it that is longer than most of the school reports you will ever do.
I made female franis.
I proved Halo is a conversion device used by Catholic extremists.
I proved Pong is the answer to life.
I proved you wrong.
I got you all excited about shitty PS pictures.
I got banned by our furry neighbors in SL.
I flipped off TSSG3 with my Dimentio finger.
I made a shitty Clock movie that got me an honorable mention during the Sammer Bowl.
I made a shitty emo flash Frozenwinters said was hot.
I made RP not suck and still no one uses it.
I RPed Specter beter than that other guy.
I started hundreds of contests and never finishes them, stealing your entry fees.
I made you laugh at shitty MS Paint images.
I made you laugh at shitty Sprite comics.
I made you laugh at shitty Flashes.
I gooey-bombed your asses.
I Ric-Rolled your asses.
I SeeSawrded your asses.
Guns, Booze, and Women.
I *crag* OWNED YOU ALL!
RANDOM *crag* DETHKLOK
RAGGLEFRAGGLESMAGGLESNATCHER!
*crag* BIRTHDAY HAPPY
See?
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