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Popple
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I was reading an article about ths religion today, and it is hilarious. I love their rules.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
And that's only a few of them.
Let us discuss this belief and how funny it is. |
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MALAK
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Funniest. Religion. Ever. |
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Popple
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Apparently they are a mostly atheist religion that believes in self indulgence and using magic to strike down ones foes.
Yes.
Apparently they also use their phallus to perform Satanic rituals...
XDXDXDXDXDXD |
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carfilledwithfish
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| Every Satanist ever wrote: | | Hurp durp I'm a rebel God sux Satan FTW take that mom and dad I don't need to listen to you anymore I'm 15 years old and can do what I want |
Self-indulgence is fine though. Hooray for Hedonism. |
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Popple
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No see there are two different kidns of Satanists.
The ones that believe in Satan and the ones that are aethist and just use him as a symbol.
I read a lot of artivles on Wiki.
I feel edumacated. |
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carfilledwithfish
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Yeah well they still have silly rules. |
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MALAK
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| Popple wrote: | Apparently they are a mostly atheist religion that believes in self indulgence and using magic to strike down ones foes.
Yes.
Apparently they also use their phallus to perform Satanic rituals...
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Oh god lol |
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Popple
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| carfilledwithfish wrote: | | Yeah well they still have silly rules. |
But don't you want to have an orgasm so that you can perform the lust ritual and attract a potential mate?
I've read way to much about this. |
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Hellza Ballza
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Wow...sounds like something out of the mid-evil times, I wouldn't be surprised if that where it originated. |
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Negi-chama
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I believe in magic, and killing people that are bad to me.
But I hate satan. Does that mean I'm a Semiatinst? :? |
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Popple
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They don't actually believe in Satan. |
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Tails Doll
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Is this an actual religion or is this some sort of act that bored teenagers put up since they have nothing else to do? |
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Ocelot
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| Popple wrote: | | They don't actually believe in Satan. |
... I lol'd so hard after this quote. xD
Silly Satanists. |
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Jolene
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Actually I don't think that's real Satanism. o_O I'm pretty sure real Satanists just believe in hedonism, but not magic. |
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Strawberry-san
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I talked to a Satanist, he said that it's about considering oneself as a God. |
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