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[Sumakima Josindu]

I just put my hand in my "Box o' SNES games" and pulled the piece of shit out. It's exactly like Mortal Kombat, except with clay fighters, as the title says. It's faults? Well, I'm going to list them right here and now.

GRAPHICS
It's made out of clay, and every character is unoriginal. You get this Snowman, a piece of Taffy, some strong-clay thing, a blob, and a few others.
It looks like a 3 year old made this. And how ironic is it that the company was 3 years old when they made this?
I did I mention the graphical glitches? There's too many to count, but the main one is when you duck repeatedly, then, if you stand up for a little bit, you'll be floating in air.

CONTROL SCHEME
Exactly like MK, but all backwards. I just mash buttons until I got something to work, and I always miss. I couldn't figure out how to block, either. I THINK it is the back button, but I don't know. I've tried looking them up, but I've never seen a button guide to this.

GAMEPLAY
Just abysmal. A clone of MK. Glitches galore. Bad hit detection. Just.... BLAWGAGALGALGAGGRGBGLGRL.

OVERALL
I give this a 1/10. The game is made by 3 year olds, for 3 year olds. With these controls, button mashing ensures. With the glitches, It's almost impossible to bet the game. I did beat it after mashing the buttons, but it took me about... 75 tries to beat it.

[Spiny]

Clay Fighter=fail
Clay Fighter 2=less fail
Director's Cut=win
Clay Fighter 63 1/3=epic win

It's a series that gets BETTER as the sequels roll on.

[Sammer Guy Pizza Cat]

Plus, EarthWorm Jim was in 63 1/3. It was kind of a good thing.

[Francis]

Blasphemy! Bad Mr. Frosty is going to hunt you down! Clay Fighter was awesome. It's originality was in it's humor.

For SNES, they came out with a Tournament Edition that fixed various glitches and minor improvements.