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Look! A distraction! Lucario64 Vampire
Joined: 23 Mar 2008 Posts: 332
HP: 93 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:17 pm
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Oh man. Where to begin.
You've got your generic video game plot. Evil villain, 100 or so of a collectible item that later unlocks a bonus, (In this case, an extended boss battle. Ugh.) big boss fight, credits.
For a GameCube game, it has rather smooth graphics. But some of those graphics are nothing more than 2-D effects, like the food in SSBM. There are pretty, well-shaded environments. Too bad they sometimes VANISH.
For example, Crop Circle County. After you get to the portal, exit, return, and make a full lap around the level, it up and vanishes. You are standing on NOTHING. This also happens in Jurassic Jungle and the Dragon Home. When this happens in the Dragon Home, a bunch of weird stuff happens. There's also a swim everywhere glitch, a proxy jump, and insanely long loading screens.
Overall, I give this game a 2 out of 10. Bland plot line, annoying glitches, long loading screens, but you just gotta keep playing. You feel a need to point out all of this game's shortcomings. I think I have accomplished just that.
So, what game should I review next? Any suggestions? |
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See? Popple
Joined: 30 Apr 2007 Posts: 14001
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Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:39 pm
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Spyro and Crash are the Harold and Kumar of gaming mascots. They don't fit in with anyone and it's hilarious to watch them try and fail over and over again.
Go see Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, in thearters this Friday.
I wasn't payed to do this. |
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Look! A distraction! Lucario64 Vampire
Joined: 23 Mar 2008 Posts: 332
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:00 pm
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But the first three Spyro games were good. The graphics were primitive, but the games were good. |
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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB Steve
Joined: 21 Sep 2007 Posts: 11460
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:37 pm
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Lucario64 wrote: | But the first three Spyro games were good. The graphics were primitive, but the games were good. | What he said. |
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Ocelot Twytch
Joined: 12 Oct 2007 Posts: 14225
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:06 pm
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I haven't played a Spyro game in years. This actually reminded me why. xD |
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LOL I just lost the game! Tiptron MKII
Joined: 26 May 2007 Posts: 1876
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:09 pm
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Ugh. The new spyro games arn't as good as the old ones. |
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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB Steve
Joined: 21 Sep 2007 Posts: 11460
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:19 pm
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Tiptron MKII wrote: | Ugh. The new spyro games arn't as good as the old ones. | Spyro, Crash, and Sonic. Three series' that haven't aged too gracefully. |
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Jet Super Gwag Meister Vampire
Joined: 20 Oct 2007 Posts: 1690
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:25 pm
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I thought that game was O.K. |
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Smithy Super Jetfire Burning
Joined: 01 Jun 2007 Posts: 2784
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:20 pm
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Spyro just doesn't cut the "Play as a dragon" game I always wanted. I want to roam lands and lash out on people, not blow bubbles to catch dragonflies. |
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Bartz Klauser BAMFing ARCHER Werewolf
Joined: 27 Sep 2007 Posts: 7637
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:02 pm
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Too bad such great games had to suffer such fates... |
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Look! A distraction! Lucario64 Vampire
Joined: 23 Mar 2008 Posts: 332
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:53 pm
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Enigma wrote: | Lucario64 wrote: | But the first three Spyro games were good. The graphics were primitive, but the games were good. | What he said. |
I'm a girl... |
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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB Steve
Joined: 21 Sep 2007 Posts: 11460
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:42 pm
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Lucario64 wrote: | Enigma wrote: | Lucario64 wrote: | But the first three Spyro games were good. The graphics were primitive, but the games were good. | What he said. |
I'm a girl... | Hot. |
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Master of Puppets... The Chaos Heart
Joined: 17 Jul 2007 Posts: 4568
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:52 pm
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I love the Spiro games. |
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Bartz Klauser BAMFing ARCHER Werewolf
Joined: 27 Sep 2007 Posts: 7637
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:46 pm
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The Chaos Heart wrote: | I love the Spiro games. |
But I hate Spyro games |
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