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Lord Krump
Joined: 21 Apr 2007
Posts: 7880
HP: 60 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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 Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:52 pm
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Me: ... D'oh...
???: It is destiny. You were meant to be noticed.
Me: Wha? Why?
???: It will all be clear, soon enough... |
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Super Pivot
General Koopatrol
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 729
HP: 70 MP: 7 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:47 am
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X-Naut: Sir! We're under attack! A ship is attempting to board!
Lord Crump: What? What's it's name?!
???: Hey, I was in the middle of-
Lord Crump: Zip it. What's the ship's name?
X-Naut: Tantive IV, sir.
Lord Crump: Oh, great! Rebels! Last week a Borg space cube, now this?
*The door swings open*
Han Solo: Freeze, you little six-toed Czarnian tree sloth!
Lord Crump: You there, do something!
X-naut: Right away, si-GuuAAAggHHhhhhhcccCKkk! *Says this as a shuriken hits him in the back*
Grand Master Hokage: [japanese]Your time has come![/japanese]
Lord Crump: What's next?!?
Barney: I love you, you love me, we're a happy family!
Lord Crump: GAAHHH!!! MAKE IT STOP!!! |
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The Inconspicuos Intruder
X-Naut, Johnston
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 520
HP: 95 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:44 am
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X-Naut, Johnston: GAH! WHAT IS UP WITH ALL OF THIS CARNAGE!?
Crump: Buh huh huh! Just destroy them now, Johnston!
X-Naut, Johnston: On it! *blows whistle*
X-Naut Army: Yessir!
X-Naut Johnston: ATTACK!
X-Naut Army: *floods on top of the ninja guy and some of the rebels striking them down*
X-Naut Johnston: Good.
Barney: Happy hugs time everyone! I love you a-
Before barney could finish I destroyed him with my SHOOP DA WHOOP laser.
X-Naut Johnston: Ouch, my mouth hurts. |
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The book
Light Prognosticus
Vampire
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 3973
HP: 88 MP: 10 Lives: 2
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| Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:30 am
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"The man you're looking for is in The Palace of Shadow, deep inside Rougeport!" |
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The Inconspicuos Intruder
X-Naut, Johnston
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 520
HP: 95 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:57 am
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X-Naut Johnston: Wow, I can't even see because of all of these X-Nauts!
Crump: Guys, you got them! Guys! Stop attacking! STOOOOOOOOOP!!!!
X-Naut Army: Yessir!
Crump: Buh huh huh huh! Enemies neutralised! X-Naut Count!
X-Naut Army: All here sir!
Crump: Buh huh! Excellent! No fallen troops!
X-Naut Johnston: Move on!
"IT" opens through the door in front of us. |
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I see what you are doing.
Lord Vaati
Joined: 19 May 2007
Posts: 20393
HP: 99 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:17 pm
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Shadow Guy: *throws a smoke bomb and vanishes* |
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Hammer Bro
Vampire
Joined: 29 May 2007
Posts: 65
HP: 95 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:14 pm
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*the door opens and Kenji arrives in front of the IT*
-Kenji: Holy Star Spirits!! What the heck is that thing!?!
Meanwhile.....
*Kaos is in the cargo room cleaning the floor with a mop while whistling the song of the level 1-1 of Super Mario Bros*
-Kaos: Man,when I arrive here I though that I was gonna get a cool job....but now I'm the janitor and I must clean all this place dude. Seriously dude, that X-naut guys need to be smashed and wacked
*explotion sounds*
-Kaos: what the....
-Narartor: well now I get some bandaged so I think think that I will be okay....in what was I? oh right....meanwhile while the battle continues, anyone though that a group of strange spaceships were following the starship of the X-nauts....it was a troop of Shrooms getting near and near...what they will want?they come in peace?Why I'm asking me this quiestions?I DON'T KNOW!!! |
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Super Pivot
General Koopatrol
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 729
HP: 70 MP: 7 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:02 pm
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Meanwhile...
X-Naut 1: Okay, I''m fully loaded and ready for battle.
X-Naut 2: Do you think we forgot anything?
X-Naut 1: Nah.
Back on the bridge...
X-Naut Commander: And so if we attack from here, then-
*Door bursts open*
X-Naut: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! A GIANT EVIL WAFFLE IRON IS ON THE LOOSE!
Giant Evil Waffle Iron: Snap! Snap! *Sizzle* |
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I see what you are doing.
Lord Vaati
Joined: 19 May 2007
Posts: 20393
HP: 99 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:26 pm
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*the waffle iron stops moving*
Vaati: why do people leave a cord for someone to trip over |
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Jumper-on-Koopa-er
Mario Guy
Vampire
Joined: 02 Jul 2007
Posts: 72
HP: 85 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:57 am
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Nice place here! Have any of the X-nauts read my contract yet? *pulls out contract of loyalty* Behold my contract of Loyalty! I shall become a spy, enemy, and d3struct0r of Marios! But there are some limits. I still may be enemies with Marios on this forum but I want to still be good friends with them in some alternate dimension that exists outside this entity of RP, so my contract only exists here in the world of RP. Nowhere else. How does that sound to you X-nauts? (I promise I won't slack!) |
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Wacko McGoose
Launching Star
Jailed
Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Posts: 2020
HP: 10 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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*Camera zooms in on Mario in the cargo bay*
*Suddenly, a Magnus 3.0 powered by a Crystal Heart drops into the room*
Soopa Striker: Crump may have failed with ruining you, but I won't! (Turns to camera) Yes, I'm working for the X-Nauts during my vacation...
*Dimensional door appears in room. I step out*
Me: Mario, catch!
*Throws a Mega Star to Mario*
*Mario goes super-huge, then turns toward Magnus 3.0*
Soopa Striker: Oh, crud...
*Crump walks in the room just as Mega Mario pulverizes Magnus 3.0* |
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