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RaveRaze Mana7 Dead
Joined: 30 Jun 2008 Posts: 6987
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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:14 pm
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not irl though
0 years old I was born a boy in the city of Jhelum in Pakistan's Punjab Province.
My parents have named me Ebrahim. My surname is Shakoor Ahmed. My mother, Sultana, is 21 and my father, Amjad, is 29. I have no brothers or sisters.
1 year old Sister Daliyah born.
2 years old 3 years old I've had measles.
Peace.
Brother Abdullah born.
4 years old 5 years old Brother Saeed born.
6 years old The flood has hit my area.
Flood victim.
Decided to steal.
Began school.
My sister Daliyah began school.
My brother Saeed has tuberculosis.
7 years old My brother Saeed has been cured of tuberculosis.
8 years old My brother Abdullah began school.
9 years old 10 years old I've developed goiter.
My brother Saeed began school.
11 years old 12 years old 13 years old A major flood has hit Pakistan. 442 people have died and 5,100,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
14 years old Helped out a beggar.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Massima Inshan Ali.
Rejected by Massima Inshan Ali.
15 years old Began trade school.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Rezeya Shafquat Rana.
Decided not to pursue a relationship with Rezeya Shafquat Rana.
Began work as a temporary odd jobs.
My father has been caught in a fire and suffered minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily there was no permanent injury.
16 years old 17 years old Avoided a punishment with a "white lie".
Graduated from trade school.
Need to look for a job.
Began work as a salesperson.
My sister Daliyah's boyfriend Jabber has graduated from secondary school.
My brother Abdullah began trade school.
18 years old My sister Daliyah has graduated from secondary school.
19 years old Met a new girl I like very much, named Kamilah Mushtaq Ali.
We've begun seeing each other.
Received a 5% pay raise.
My brother Abdullah has graduated from trade school.
My brother Abdullah's girlfriend Zainab has graduated from secondary school.
20 years old Invested money blindly in a risky deal.
Lost money on a risky deal.
My parents don't approve of my engagement to Kamilah Mushtaq Ali.
Kamilah and I are now engaged.
Kamilah Mushtaq Ali and I got married this year.
My sister Daliyah has moved out on her own.
21 years old Received a 5% pay raise.
My brother Abdullah has moved out on his own.
22 years old Decided not to smoke cigarettes.
Invested 20,000 Pakistan rupees in a bank account.
Denied a raise.
Zainab Mohsin Kamal and my brother Abdullah are now engaged to be married.
Zainab Mohsin Kamal and my brother Abdullah have married.
My brother Saeed has graduated from secondary school.
23 years old Cleaned up someone else's mess.
24 years old Jabber Inzamam-al-Haq and my sister Daliyah have married.
Madar born to Daliyah Inzamam-al-Haq
25 years old I have been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
Caught in act of corruption by authorities.
Sentenced to 2 years in prison.
26 years old 27 years old Released from prison.
I left my family.
Left my marriage.
Need to look for a job.
Began work as a computer technician.
28 years old Yasmin born to Daliyah Inzamam-al-Haq
Saeeda Mudassar Nazar and my brother Saeed are now engaged to be married.
Saeeda Mudassar Nazar and my brother Saeed have married.
My brother Saeed has moved out on his own.
29 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Abida Wasim Akram.
Rejected by Abida Wasim Akram.
Najmah born to Daliyah Inzamam-al-Haq
30 years old Lied to avoid offending a friend.
Massima born to Daliyah Inzamam-al-Haq
31 years old A major flood has hit Pakistan. 687 people have died and 4,200,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Salima Imran Khan.
Rejected by Salima Imran Khan.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Kamilah Wasim Bari.
Rejected by Kamilah Wasim Bari.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Yasmin Javed Miandad.
Rejected by Yasmin Javed Miandad.
32 years old Home was broken into and burglarized.
Victim of attempted burglary.
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Sentenced to a year in prison.
Madar born to Daliyah Inzamam-al-Haq
33 years old Released from prison.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Bushra Pervej Sajjad.
Rejected by Bushra Pervej Sajjad.
34 years old Began work as a computer technician.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Mirvat Inshan Ali.
Rejected by Mirvat Inshan Ali.
My brother Abdullah has a peptic ulcer.
35 years old My father has been hurt in an accident.
My sister Daliyah's husband Jabber has hookworm.
My brother Abdullah has been cured of peptic ulcer.
36 years old Abdullah born to Daliyah Inzamam-al-Haq
My sister Daliyah's husband Jabber has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
37 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Mirvat Waqar Ahmed.
Rejected by Mirvat Waqar Ahmed.
Mehjibin born to Daliyah Inzamam-al-Haq
38 years old Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Released by security police.
Faridah born to Daliyah Inzamam-al-Haq
Shamim born to Zainab Mohsin Kamal
39 years old My father has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
Khalida born to Zainab Mohsin Kamal
40 years old Decided not to give money to charity.
Avoided donating to a disaster relief charity.
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Sentenced to 7 years in prison.
My mother has arthritis of the knee.
Fahim born to Daliyah Inzamam-al-Haq
41 years old Anwar born to Saeeda Mudassar Nazar
42 years old Hafiz born to Zainab Mohsin Kamal
Abida born to Saeeda Mudassar Nazar
43 years old My brother Abdullah's wife Zainab has asthma.
44 years old 45 years old Anwar born to Saeeda Mudassar Nazar
46 years old 47 years old Released from prison.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Faiza Shoiab Mohammad.
Rejected by Faiza Shoiab Mohammad.
Began work as a lab technician.
48 years old My father has reduced vision from cataracts.
My brother Abdullah has a peptic ulcer.
49 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Miah Azmat Rana.
Rejected by Miah Azmat Rana.
50 years old Decided not to give money to charity.
Received a 4% pay raise.
My mother has died at age 72 from pneumonia.
My sister Daliyah's husband Jabber has been caught in a fire and suffered minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily there was no permanent injury.
51 years old Sporadic localized fighting in Punjab province.
My brother Saeed has hookworm.
52 years old My brother Saeed has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
53 years old 54 years old Peace.
55 years old Decided not to give money to charity.
56 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Shahinaz Khalid Hassan.
We've begun seeing each other.
My father has been cured of cataracts.
My brother Abdullah has been cured of peptic ulcer.
57 years old 58 years old Cashed in 28615 Pakistan rupees from a bank account.
Shahinaz and I are now engaged!.
Moved to the United Kingdom.
Moved to London.
Began work as a computer technician.
59 years old Volunteered in a local humanitarian effort.
My father died from general complications of old age.
Inherited money from my parents.
60 years old Decided to give some money to charity.
Shahinaz Khalid Hassan and I got married this year.
61 years old My brother Abdullah's wife Zainab has arthritis of the knee.
62 years old My sister Daliyah's husband Jabber has died at age 63 from a stroke.
My brother Abdullah has died at age 60 from a stroke.
My brother Abdullah's wife Zainab has died at age 61 from an asthma attack.
63 years old Helped out an indigent person.
My wife Shahinaz has become an alcoholic.
64 years old 65 years old 66 years old My wife threw something at me.
My brother Saeed has died at age 62 from a heart attack.
67 years old My sister Daliyah has died at age 67 from a heart attack.
68 years old Home was broken into and burglarized.
Victim of burglary.
69 years old 70 years old 71 years old My wife Shahinaz has given up drinking.
72 years old I have arthritis of the hip.
73 years old 74 years old 75 years old 76 years old Too old to continue working as a computer technician.
77 years old 78 years old 79 years old My wife Shahinaz has cervical cancer.
80 years old My wife grabbed and shoved me.
81 years old 82 years old Car was stolen.
My wife Shahinaz has died at age 81 from cervical cancer.
83 years old 84 years old I have arthritis of the knee.
85 years old 86 years old 87 years old I have diabetes.
88 years old My brother Saeed's wife Saeeda has ischemic heart disease.
89 years old I died from general complications of old age.
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Ohh, THAT makes sense! Tyler Vampire
Joined: 18 Apr 2007 Posts: 11410
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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:17 pm
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Wasn't this a game
I remember playing it |
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RaveRaze Mana7 Dead
Joined: 30 Jun 2008 Posts: 6987
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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:19 pm
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yeah real lives 2007 |
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AMNESIAC amnesiac
Joined: 02 Apr 2009 Posts: 67
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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:21 pm
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Who needs women, anyway? |
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Typhoon Typhoon™ Dead
Joined: 13 May 2007 Posts: 17329
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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:26 pm
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OFF TOPIC DOES NOT GIVE YOU COINS;
I lol'd so much
the only girl you could keep abused you |
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and I control the decks carfilledwithfish
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3988
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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:56 pm
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Your brother married a girl with almost the same name as him.
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Elzilcho ohclizlE Burning Vampire
Joined: 08 Oct 2007 Posts: 6715
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Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:29 am
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I was expecting to be Belair'd for some reason. |
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xXgamexandxwatchXx GENTLE MANNE of LEISURE
Joined: 04 Sep 2008 Posts: 305
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Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:28 am
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wow lol what the hell is with all of these super long life story posts. there from a video game i know but still |
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