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[Legendary Mashine]

The count sat down at his table, nodding appreciatively to the Mouser that had seated him. It didn't seem to faze him at all that he was from a human world and was in a restaurant full of unfamiliar creatures.
"May I see the menu, please?" he asked.

[Almaz]

Lemmy would not be teleported away. Mister I made it so, since he was a bit busy and didn't want to experiment on Lemmy.

"Umm...where exactly do you live?" Mister I asked IJ.

[Dragus]

I Junior's expression softened a bit.

"Umm...nowhere. I, uh, don't really have a home."

[Almaz]

"Would you like one?" Mr. I asked.

The Mouser handed the Count a menu. "May I ask for what drink you'd like?" the mouser asked.

[Tails Doll]

Lemmy pulled up a warp-pipe. He was going back home. He'd find out about the other people later.

[Dragus]

IJ smiled happily.

"Well, yes, of course! I'm trying to find one at the moment, actually...I can pay rent and stuff."

[Legendary Mashine]

[Almaz]

Mr. I smiled. "No need, I don't need anyone to pay anything to me." he said softly. "Now, exactly where would you like to live? I've gotten a part of every area of the known world, so...anywhere at all."

A tea to the count's liking would appear right in front of him. "...that kind"

[Dragus]

The young I blinked.

"Wow. I actually... don't know. I'm not too familiar with much of the world yet. May I ask how you got so much land? Are you a politician too?"

IJ tilted his head slightly.

[Almaz]

"No, but...I know how to manipulate people. If you know how to control the right people...well, nothing becomes out of your reach. Sherbet Land, Sky Land, Water Land, Giant Land, Isle Delfino, Rogueport, Petal Meadows, Flat Zone...nothing's out of my reach." Mr. I explained.

[Dragus]

IJ smiled.

"Oh. Ok. Um... where do you live?"

[Legendary Mashine]

Well, may I have some of that tea, with lots and lots of sugar, please, and... what sorts of sweets do you have?" The count looked giddy at the prospect of having some of his favorite tea.

[Almaz]

"I...I don't really live anywhere. I never sleep, I never stop working toward my goals unless necessary..."

[Dragus]

I Junior's eye widened a bit.

"Wow. I can go without sleep for a while if I need to, but eventually I have to. You're different than other people, Mister I."

[Almaz]

"From the minute I was born right to now...that's always been apparent." Mr. I muttered.

"Ummmm...sure. And uh...what kind of sweets would you like? I'm pretty sure we can whip up just about anything." the Mouser stated. He wasn't very good at his job.