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Lord Krump
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Warning: You may get brain damage due to how bad these stories are.
Super Paper Mario 2: Mario Takes a Dump
Mario: Mama-mia, those-a spicy meatballs really did the trick...
Luigi: What is-a wrong, brother?
Mario: Luigi... I need to take-a-the-dump...
Luigi: But brother, you cannot take-a-the-dump without the-a toilet paper...
Mario: I have-a that covered...
*10 minutes later...*
Mario: It's-a time, brother!
*Mario shoves Luigi up his butt.*
Luigi: What-a-are you doing, brother?
Mario: You're-a-made of paper!
Luigi: What the-a-*crag* are you talking about!? Wa- ACK!
Mario: Oh no, I shoved him up too far!
Luigi: MARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO----ack...
Mario: ...
Luigi: ...
Bowser: GWAHAHAHA! NOW THERE'S SOME PLUMBING NOT EVEN THE MARIO BROTHERS CAN FIX!
Peach: You said it, big daddy.
Bowser: CAN IT, BITCH!
*And so, Bowser and Peach drive off in the koopamobile and live happily ever after. They have plenty of disturbing human-turtle-dragon children. As for Mario and Luigi? Well, it's best not to say...*
The End
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Superman Meets Batman
Once upon a time Superman went over to Batman's house and was all "Hey, I'm gonna *crag* Wonder Woman." Then Batman was all like, "Oh no you didn't" and decided the best way to settle this was to race to Wonder Woman's house but when they got there the Flash was already in bed with Wonder Woman and was like "Oh ho ho, you guys are too slow!"
The End
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Francis Meets Bowser
Once upon a time Bowser went over to Francis's house and was all like "I'm gonna burn you nerd" and Francis was like "no" and closed the door.
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Ohh, THAT makes sense!
Tyler
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I laughed! I cried! I give it a thumbs up! |
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Lord Krump
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bobz
bobzearth42
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What the hell is that? 3:|════׀ |
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Lord Krump
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| Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:36 am
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What the hell is that? 3:|════׀ |
A visual representation of an interpretation based on a perception of what Yoshiface looks like. |
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bobz
bobzearth42
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| Palmer wrote: | | DICKFACICUS IV wrote: | I...
What the hell is that? 3:|════׀ |
A visual representation of an interpretation based on a perception of what Yoshiface looks like. |
Remind me never to take a trip into your mind. 3:|════׀ |
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Lord Krump
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| DICKFACICUS IV wrote: | | Palmer wrote: | | DICKFACICUS IV wrote: | I...
What the hell is that? 3:|════׀ |
A visual representation of an interpretation based on a perception of what Yoshiface looks like. |
Remind me never to take a trip into your mind. 3:|════׀ |
Will do, will do. |
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~A color is just a color~
Frozenwinters
Joined: 30 Aug 2007
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Yoshiface is officially the god(dess?) of sex. <3 |
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Negi-chama
Super Tsuki
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| Frozenwinters wrote: | | Yoshiface is officially the god(dess?) of sex. <3 |
Goddoshi. Yoshi is it's own gender. :D? |
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Silver~
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| Tyler wrote: | | I laughed! I cried! I give it a thumbs up! |
I give it a thumb and two fingers! No- uh, three thumbs and four fingers! |
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oar
Super Maiq the Liar
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| Frozenwinters wrote: | | Yoshiface is officially the god(dess?) of sex. <3 |
Does that mean Yoshiface is part of Geno? |
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TooManyToasters
Paper_Waluigi
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| Robin wrote: | | Frozenwinters wrote: | | Yoshiface is officially the god(dess?) of sex. <3 |
Does that mean Yoshiface is part of Geno? |
No. It means that Geno and Yoshiface... are the same person. ФֻФ |
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vdogam3r
kEvin
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| Mid Boss wrote: | | Robin wrote: | | Frozenwinters wrote: | | Yoshiface is officially the god(dess?) of sex. <3 |
Does that mean Yoshiface is part of Geno? |
No. It means that Geno and Yoshiface... are the same person. ФֻФ |
DUHN DUHN DUUUUHHHHHNNNN |
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WHO HA HOO HEY HOOM
Paper Luigi
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I liked the part where Francis said "No" |
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I TROL U
Mantis15
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The Batman and Superman one was my personal favourite. |
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