digibutter.nerr

[Goron Mask]

I'm surprised I got this far, I've done alot of shit since July 14 2008. Let us reflect on all the random shit I did since then...

International Union of Sloopy
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I watched the IUOS rise to the top in cold monarchy and then crash down Scarface style, I was pissed as hell when that happened. Anger clouded my judgment and everyone left my side. I tried to leave here but had no where to go and I was still a newfag so I couldn't go to any said *chan. So I returned here, took up my time as a troll...slowly everyone that ditched my side came back to me. I tried reviving afterwards but it didn't work out, we lost interest sorta like /i/ did when it came to there raids. What I found funny about it though is people still thought of it as a powerful organization even after it's death...but then again I never came out and said it was dead I just went with pretending it was alive intill I made some sort of comeback. I never really did make that comeback...but then again the IUOS needed to die because it was to much of a pain in the ass trying to troll all the people we hated.

Spamquanzuh 08
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I don't know why I brought this up, we'll probably never end up going to have a Spamquanzuh 09 since this place will either be dead or we'll be swimming in to much of our shit to even create another cesspool of it. But anyways Spamquanzuh 08 was sorta a success, somehow Bobz managed to spam about 300 topics in an hour and half the forum shit themselves. In then end Me, Tsuki, and Bobz got jailed for like a week just like everyother time I've been jailed.

Searchlight glitch
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This was a fun one, during Christmas Flavio told me about this old searchlight glitch where you bury the searchlight while using it and it makes it permanent, I also later learned you could dig up your current searchlight and use it over and over. I darken the sky for an entire day If I remember...Vid kept trying to counter me even though my searchlight girth was no match for his breaks. It got removed the next day though shit sucked. Also I went by the name "ima letus" at the time not like that matters.

December 30th 2008
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What a day that was, if you haven't read the article on it everyone was pretty much making bandwagons out of everything and in mass confusion I started spammnig indeed.jpg and everyone was like OH MY GOD THAT IMAGE IS FUCKING AWESOME HOLY SHIT then like 9 other *crag* people started spamming it and this lasted for like 2 hours before all 10 of us got jailed for 2 weeks. Shit was still worth it, this also proved MODS were forever FAGGOTS intill proofed AWESOME. if I ever leave between now and then I'd come back this day only and spam indeed.jpg all over again just for the sake of this jolly good time. This was probably the last good thing that happened next to the boat day thing but even then it doesn't compare to mass bro power of 12/30/08.

Boat Day
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This happened like once I got out of my month jailing for posting porn on the c-box with Meowmixer. Contrary to popular belief I had no planning in this, it was all Steve's idea but I guess I opressed it more than he did so Idunno. Also this apparently scared away all those people who are running Bitlands now which I find laughable yet disturbing.



I guess you could say it was good year in a sense, there was more bad than good though so it probably wasn't worth it to stay this long. If this place survives another year is out of the question. I don't think Nerr 2.0 or 1.5 or whatever the *crag* it is gonna save the current state were in...but it's alright. We surpassed already the life-span of most forums. We should be happy we lasted as long as we did for a bunch of trolls and easily trolled. Just be happy, and the day the forum dies well...you'll know.

[Mana7]

[Tails Doll]

We've all underwent massive changes at this forum. Except for Vaati. Once a guy who is unable to use commas and creativity, forever a guy who is unable to use commas and creativity.

It's been a good two years, huh?

[Yellow Magikoopa]

What I find kind of funny is that the whole site was always on the same page of newfaggotry, with the possible exception of Legendary Machine/SAGE/You get it.

In other words, every member of the site simultaneously started out as a newfag, evolved into a digimonfag, then a pokefag, then a dramawhore, then a spammer, then whatever came after that, and the list goes on and on until we finally ended up where we are today, a divided party of trolls, douchebags, and neutrals.

What a fun and exciting trip this place has been since the day its doors opened, and how we've all evolved into a bunch of prepubescent losers to a bunch of teenage losers. There really aren't too many places like this anywhere else on the big ol' series of tubes.

Honestly, I thought this place was immortal the day I left, but in retrospect I really shouldn't have done it in the first place.