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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:51 am   Reply with quote

you did great. you must have been funny in your own unique ways. good job.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:11 am   Reply with quote

Successfully doing standup with no preparation, getting invited to a talent show AND getting asked to do lead vocals for a band all within the first four days of college?
It sounds like this "having a life" business has it's upsides.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:31 am   Reply with quote

Manpersonguything wrote:
rofl, sounds like a shitty dane cook thing.

You came up with it on the spot?

Sounds like Dane Cook if you ask me.

Especially the boner joke part.


There's this thing about those kinds of stand-up comedy.

You have to think of things off the top of your head.

It's not like a TV show where you have a team working for 3 weeks to write your jokes.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:59 pm   Reply with quote

Give us an example of something you can do Geno.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:03 pm   Reply with quote

Sam wrote:
Give us an example of something you can do Geno.
I can write out the boner routine, or do something else. Just let me know and I'll do it, haha.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:05 pm   Reply with quote

Geno wrote:
Sam wrote:
Give us an example of something you can do Geno.
I can write out the boner routine, or do something else. Just let me know and I'll do it, haha.


Entertain me.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:11 pm   Reply with quote

Marshmellows

Make jokes about them.

2 minuets of material.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 5:58 pm   Reply with quote

Manpersonguything wrote:
Marshmellows

Make jokes about them.

2 minuets of material.

No, that's stupid. It's "marshmallows" by the way.

Sam wrote:
Geno wrote:
Sam wrote:
Give us an example of something you can do Geno.
I can write out the boner routine, or do something else. Just let me know and I'll do it, haha.


Entertain me.
Okay... uhm... It won't be as funny because I can't do any body language/mannerisms to enhance it.

I'm sure a lot of people have creepy roommates in college. You know, the kind that stare at you at night. On occasion they'll slither over to you in the darkness and stick out their forked tongue to caress your cheek. Yeah, those guys. They sleep under the bed usually, because they're creatures of the night. You won't see them sparking in the sun. Nope. And Twilight sucks, by the way. Yeah, I know it's getting old saying that, but I know I'm going to insult some of those fangirls enough to go home and cry to their Edward Cullen cutout. It probably isn't even an Edward cutout. They're more likely to go to Subway, get a cut out of Jared, print out a picture of Edward's face and plaster it over the previous one. You know the cutouts I'm talking about... The ones with Jared holding his giant jeans... Yeah, they cut out the jeans, too, so they can say they got into Edward Cullen's pants.


...That's all I could come up with in the time I read your message til now.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:11 pm   Reply with quote

CSL wrote:
Shadoo, go crawl in a corner and die. Dane Cook isn't funny anymore. Seriously.
Are you implying that he was ever funny?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:45 pm   Reply with quote

Geno wrote:

I'm sure a lot of people have creepy roommates in college. You know, the kind that stare at you at night. On occasion they'll slither over to you in the darkness and stick out their forked tongue to caress your cheek. Yeah, those guys. They sleep under the bed usually, because they're creatures of the night. You won't see them sparking in the sun. Nope. And Twilight sucks, by the way. Yeah, I know it's getting old saying that, but I know I'm going to insult some of those fangirls enough to go home and cry to their Edward Cullen cutout. It probably isn't even an Edward cutout. They're more likely to go to Subway, get a cut out of Jared, print out a picture of Edward's face and plaster it over the previous one. You know the cutouts I'm talking about... The ones with Jared holding his giant jeans... Yeah, they cut out the jeans, too, so they can say they got into Edward Cullen's pants.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:09 pm   Reply with quote

THIS JUST IN!
Geno=Dane cook
THIS JUST IN
Digibutter=4Cha-*shot*
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:28 pm   Reply with quote

Maiq the Liar wrote:
Manpersonguything wrote:
rofl, sounds like a shitty dane cook thing.

You came up with it on the spot?

Sounds like Dane Cook if you ask me.

Especially the boner joke part.


There's this thing about those kinds of stand-up comedy.

You have to think of things off the top of your head.

It's not like a TV show where you have a team working for 3 weeks to write your jokes.


Kids, meet your new science person who is smart.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:02 pm   Reply with quote

That's fairly impressive Geno. Congratulations. If you were as good as you say, perhaps you should consider a career in comedy?

Also, if you ever do this again, have someone record you. I'm sure everyone here would love to laugh at your jokes as well.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:04 pm   Reply with quote

The Chaos Heart wrote:
That's fairly impressive Geno. Congratulations. If you were as good as you say, perhaps you should consider a career in comedy?

Also, if you ever do this again, have someone record you. I'm sure everyone here would love to laugh at your jokes as well.

WE DON'T NEED TWO DANES COOKS

BECOME AN IT GUY
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:26 am   Reply with quote

I wish I was there.
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