digibutter.nerr

[Almaz]

I will be offering my services in the digibutter court system to all members that need an experienced, gramatically correct, and entertaining lawyer. All I require is the ability to speak at any time during my client's testomony. If I am unavaliable, or will be unavaliable, I will inform my client ahead of time and PM them my strategy.

In most cases, I will attempt a countersue.

I will not charge any coins if we are unfortunate enough as to be found guilty (or the other is found not guilty). However, if my client does win in the boxing ring of law, I will strictly demand a fee of 10 coins for my services. If the countersue has a total of over 40 coins, I will demand twenty-five percent of those coins.

Just sign. I am experienced in the law (in reality, I just read tons of John Grisham law books) and will stay with my client to the very end. You have very little to lose.

~Mister I

[Pure-???]

you've always seemed pretty clever, not that anyone will ever get me to court.

[General Koopatrol]

*Sings the Law And Order theme song*
Dun dun do do do do doooo
Dun dun do do do do doooo doooo
Dun dun dun dun
Dun dun-*Gets slapped by Dick Wolf*