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ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA
Francine
Joined: 30 May 2007
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 Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:44 pm
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| Creepy Mario wrote: | | Francine wrote: | CRY, BE LONELY, AND SLIT MY WRISTS IN AGONY WHILE LISTENING TO EMO SONGS ABOUT HEARTBREAK AND ALL THAT JAZZ.
Or buy a heart-shaped Godiva box for myself. Maybe make myself a card saying, "Hey Babe, Happy Valentine's Day. Your best lover, Yourself" It's all about self-indulgence if you've got no one to share it with. |
Wanna be lonely... Together?  |
:3
But then that defies the definition of being lonely. D: |
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lolz
Shrowser
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:49 pm
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| Francine wrote: | | Creepy Mario wrote: | | Francine wrote: | CRY, BE LONELY, AND SLIT MY WRISTS IN AGONY WHILE LISTENING TO EMO SONGS ABOUT HEARTBREAK AND ALL THAT JAZZ.
Or buy a heart-shaped Godiva box for myself. Maybe make myself a card saying, "Hey Babe, Happy Valentine's Day. Your best lover, Yourself" It's all about self-indulgence if you've got no one to share it with. |
Wanna be lonely... Together? |
:3
But then that defies the definition of being lonely. D: |
Let's do it. |
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jacking off
Small Sammer Guy
Joined: 13 May 2007
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| Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:26 pm
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meh, valentines day is just another normal boring day for me, as usual
i hate people who gets all emotional just because of valentines day |
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Djacwmwfin
Joshamuffin
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Joined: 12 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:32 pm
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| Lord Bowser wrote: | | Twytch wrote: | So, what you guys planning to do on Valentine's Day? I have absolutely no clue, since I'm broke as hell, but I do really like a girl at school that I've known for about 3 years. We've been good friends for a while, and a few people I know who are friends with her and I say I should ask her out... If I can stop being an antisocial/has-horrible-luck-with-girls little prick and get the courage. D:
So, what are you all planning to do on Torture-People-Not-In-A-Relationship Valentine's Day? |
Okay, dude, here's what you should do:
First of all, ask her out, but before you do so, rehearse it at home so that you don't stutter like I did before. Trust me, and I know that practicing what you're going to ask her sounds stupid, but it'll make it turn out better.
Second, when you ask her, EXPECT her to reject you, say that she wants you out of her life, doesn't even want you as a friend, and she just MIGHT physically harm you, and most likely with success. If the last thing happens, be prepared to quickly jump backwards so that you don't get hit, but whatever you do, DO NOT INSULT HER OR GET HER ANGRY OR ATTEMPT TO OR EVEN FAKE A PUNCH/KICK BACK TOWARDS HER or else you will regret it for the rest of your life.
Heck, ALWAYS expect the worse to come out of her mouth, even if she seems like the nicest little goody-goody in Denmark. Believe me when I say that you will feel more angry than sad, but do not, and I repeat, DO NOT insult other people or insult HER afterwards. Just forget about it and move on with life since you will NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER get "revenge" or "win her back." After she tells you she don't like you no more, just say in a silent, calm manner, "Alright, then," and turn around, looking slightly downwards and walking in a solemn manner.
One last thing: despite how she might tell you to never get in her life again, don't act as if she doesn't exist and be a bozo. Instead, be the same person you were before, except one-bazillion times more like a gentleman, since now that she hates you and wants to kill you, she'll be noticing all of your bad qualities that you've always had more than she used to. If she needs anything that nobody will get her, just get her whatever it is, but when you give it to her, do it in a silent manner, with total eye contact when the object is being given to her, but your face shows little emotion, with not a frown nor a smile, and once she gets it, slowly go back to your original business. (Ex: Does anyone have paper? I'm all out... noone? Oh... thank you, Bowser) When she sneezes and noone says "bless you," then you say it, but say it with a medium volume that isn't loud. By doing all of theses things after she told you she never wants to see you again, she might at least let you be a friend later on. |
You're not completely evil! YAY!
Eh. I'd rather not go into that. |
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Logic King
vg
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Joined: 19 May 2007
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| Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:35 pm
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Here's my theory. If you only actually care about someone once a day, you've got some serious issues. If you feel like being really classy, go do what you would do on valentine's day the day before.
Nonconformity! |
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Black Yoshi
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| Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:45 pm
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Sit at home on my lonely ass after a long day of hearing how great everyone else's relationships are and a ton of school drama. Same routine as every year, in other words. |
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ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA
Francine
Joined: 30 May 2007
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| Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:48 pm
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| Creepy Mario wrote: | | Francine wrote: | | Creepy Mario wrote: | | Francine wrote: | CRY, BE LONELY, AND SLIT MY WRISTS IN AGONY WHILE LISTENING TO EMO SONGS ABOUT HEARTBREAK AND ALL THAT JAZZ.
Or buy a heart-shaped Godiva box for myself. Maybe make myself a card saying, "Hey Babe, Happy Valentine's Day. Your best lover, Yourself" It's all about self-indulgence if you've got no one to share it with. |
Wanna be lonely... Together? |
:3
But then that defies the definition of being lonely. D: |
Let's do it. |
It is can be hugs tiem now plz? While we derail this thread? |
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~A color is just a color~
Frozenwinters
Joined: 30 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:10 pm
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I'm going shopping with my friends, buy a nice pretty dress, get my hair done, blah blah blah, then we'll eat so much chocolate we throw up, and later have a group suicide parade because we have no lives or lovers. :D |
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Ocelot
Twytch
Joined: 12 Oct 2007
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| Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:33 pm
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| Lord Bowser wrote: | Okay, dude, here's what you should do:
First of all, ask her out, but before you do so, rehearse it at home so that you don't stutter like I did before. Trust me, and I know that practicing what you're going to ask her sounds stupid, but it'll make it turn out better.
Second, when you ask her, EXPECT her to reject you, say that she wants you out of her life, doesn't even want you as a friend, and she just MIGHT physically harm you, and most likely with success. If the last thing happens, be prepared to quickly jump backwards so that you don't get hit, but whatever you do, DO NOT INSULT HER OR GET HER ANGRY OR ATTEMPT TO OR EVEN FAKE A PUNCH/KICK BACK TOWARDS HER or else you will regret it for the rest of your life.
Heck, ALWAYS expect the worse to come out of her mouth, even if she seems like the nicest little goody-goody in Denmark. Believe me when I say that you will feel more angry than sad, but do not, and I repeat, DO NOT insult other people or insult HER afterwards. Just forget about it and move on with life since you will NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER get "revenge" or "win her back." After she tells you she don't like you no more, just say in a silent, calm manner, "Alright, then," and turn around, looking slightly downwards and walking in a solemn manner.
One last thing: despite how she might tell you to never get in her life again, don't act as if she doesn't exist and be a bozo. Instead, be the same person you were before, except one-bazillion times more like a gentleman, since now that she hates you and wants to kill you, she'll be noticing all of your bad qualities that you've always had more than she used to. If she needs anything that nobody will get her, just get her whatever it is, but when you give it to her, do it in a silent manner, with total eye contact when the object is being given to her, but your face shows little emotion, with not a frown nor a smile, and once she gets it, slowly go back to your original business. (Ex: Does anyone have paper? I'm all out... noone? Oh... thank you, Bowser) When she sneezes and noone says "bless you," then you say it, but say it with a medium volume that isn't loud. By doing all of theses things after she told you she never wants to see you again, she might at least let you be a friend later on. |
I'm sorry I didn't see this post earlier! D:
That's some really solid advice, man... Thank you for typing that up. You know what? I'm going to try that soon. |
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OH GOD
Manpersonguything
Werewolf
Joined: 30 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:54 pm
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| Francine wrote: | | Though at school the hallways will be filled with Gutman's ass-grabbing, making-out couples. Way to shove it in our faces, guys. >_> |
Oh gawd.
Were paying on girl money to go out with someone she hates. He like her. So effing funny. |
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PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Cherry
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Joined: 30 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:23 am
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I am in a meaningful relationship, though, don't get me wrong. We already admitted it to each other in the sappy duel-confession way.
The weird thing? 3 years ago, I saw myself with anyone EXCEPT her.
So, y'know. Maybe I'll buy her something. Maybe it won't be such a bad Valentines Day after all. |
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Jolene
Legendary Mashine
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:36 pm
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| Frozenwinters wrote: | I'm going shopping with my friends, buy a nice pretty dress, get my hair done, blah blah blah, then we'll eat so much chocolate we throw up, and later have a group suicide parade because we have no lives or lovers.  |
Ugh. You have friends that are all single dorks. ><;
I don't even have that luxury. |
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Francine
Joined: 30 May 2007
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| Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:16 pm
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Though my "boyfriend" of one week in January would have probably showered me with gifts and attention while everyone else I knew looked with disdain and disappointment at me. My God he was clingy. D: And the other guy I liked turned out to be bisexual, which is fine, if he wasn't taken by another guy. So far so good in IRL lurve for Franny. :]
All the upperclassmen are oogly. I sad. |
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oar
Super Maiq the Liar
Joined: 23 May 2007
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| Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:36 am
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| Jolene wrote: | | I don't even have that luxury. |
Well, we're your friends, and we're, for the most part, all single dorks.
Of course, not the same as IRL friends... |
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