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[Fancy Wario]

*Bumerang wakes up*

Bumerang: Ugh...what just happened? Where am I?

Someone: You're in Reswob's Fortress, lady. This is the home of the Apook Clan. What're you doing here?

*The person talking to her is a Koopa-like creature. He has an ice-blue shell. The only difference is that his beak is smaller*

Bumerang: I...wait, what? How'd I end up here? I was just in Bowser's Castle...

Someone: Bowser's Castle? Don't be ridiculous. Next I suppose you're going to tell me that you're from the Koopa Troop?

Bumerang: Well, yes, actually.

Someone: ...You've been listening to a few too many fairy tales. Who are you?

Bumerang: I'm Bumerang, member of squad 1B of the Koopa Troop. Who're you?

Someone: Name's Dodger. I'm the twenty-eight in command of the Apook Clan. What is your position in this "Koopa Troop" of yours?

Bumerang: I'm a Boomerang "Bro". Technically Boomerang Sis, but that doesn't have the same ring to it.

Dodger: Heh. Well, I'm a Snow Bro. The highest-commanding Snow Bro, thank you very much.

Bumerang: That's...great. I've kinda got to get back to Bowser's Castle now, so how do I get outta here?

*Dodger points her to the exit, chuckling to himself*

[Piccolo the Pixl]

(Backwards name stealer >_> )

[Fancy Wario]

OOC: So? :p

BIC:

Bumerang: ...Whoa. Serious deja vu here...this place looks just like the outside of Bowser's Castle...I guess I'd better go and find some kind of map...

*Bumerang goes to Daot City. It's filled with Daots, who look suspiciously like Toads, except with inverted colors on their mushroom caps*

Bumerang: Uh...do you know where Bowser's Castle is?

Some random Daot: I don't have time for practical jokes like this.

Bumerang: This is really weird...I feel like I've been in all these places before, and yet I haven't...what did Lakitough do?

[Almaz]

*Mr I and Krush appear*

Mr I: THE NEW INTERDIMENTIONAL GATEWAY IS A SUCCESS!

Krush: Great job, sir!

Mr I: Now, where can I find I RM?

They see A WoW nerd on a computer. However, it's Mr I, but upside-down and with an orange eyeball.

I RM: RM THE QUEST! RM THE GAME! RM EVERYTHING!

I RM sees Mr I

I RM: That was fast.

Mr I: -_-

I RM: What do you need?

Mr I: Got any Gold Mega Stars?

I RM: Sure do!

I RM hands Mr I 10 Gold Mega Stars

Mr I: How'd you get 10?

I RM: Do not question things you cannot understand.

Mr I: Whatever.

*Mr I and Krush enter their Gyrocopter and teleport back to the normal world*

[Fancy Wario]

*L appears*

Dodger: Eh? Who're you?

L: ...*Puts the crystal on Dodger's head*

*Dodger begins turning into a teal Duplighost with a magenta D on his face*

D: ...Uh...L? Is that you?

L: Yeah.

[Almaz]

*The Dempa Bros appear*

Red: Wow... an entire dimention to torment!

Green: NACHOES!

Yellow: LET'S TRASH AND CRASH!

*Yellow and Black terrorize everyone in sight. Green infects an unusually scared Bowser and an astoundingly evil Peach with evil parasite paper*

Black: Cool...

[Fancy Wario]

*N appears*

N: ...Weird. Well, as long as I find D, I should be fine...

Dodger: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

N: ...Yep. That's D all right.