You could be dead wrong.
i can imagine some kids talking during a movie
then suddenly: "shhh, i'm trying to masturbate."
"What's 'masturbating' daddy?" "Well son it's what Daddy has to do since Mommy started getting headaches."
in a theater near you
i can imagine some kids talking during a movie
then suddenly: "shhh, i'm trying to masturbate."
"What's 'masturbating' daddy?" "Well son it's what Daddy has to do since Mommy started getting headaches."