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Posted by Fortran Mar 07 2015 20:49 GMT

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This is a website for children, any posts containing bad words or pornography will be deleted and the poster will be given a strike, after three strikes they will be banned.

inaccurate statements are falsifying this establishment

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This video is the secret to immortality.

Posted by Fortran Apr 16 2014 02:00 GMT

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It's the shitty kind of immortality where you wish you could die but you can't

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DAMN

this is far past the part where I failed to realize something was wrong and far before I actually did

Posted by MM Oct 25 2013 03:45 GMT

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There is no meaning without context and this is just another meaningless thread in a sea of meaningless threads.

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what is happening

Posted by Fortran Sep 27 2013 07:14 GMT

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this is betalands

this is chat

Everything seems to be in order here

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fixed. thats what happens when you hotlink js & css

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Unable to give cookies anymore.

Posted by MM Mar 04 2010 00:18 GMT

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I haven't given any since the cookie system was introduced.

fixed

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Seeing an old thread is like seeing an old friend

So... Francis kept bugging me about this site... What is this site supposed to be about again?

Posted by Peach Jul 25 2013 18:21 GMT

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World domination.

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i don't know its confusing

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Why have I been unable to access Digi.vg over the past couple of days?

Posted by Gold Prognosticus Jun 15 2013 16:22 GMT

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Downforeveryoneorjustme.com reports it as being offline, so I think it's a serverside issue rather than a clientside one. Makes it a bit awkwared when I see a news post on the Digibutter index and then can't reach it by clicking the link.

nerr 3.0 takes its first life. It's like the Ottoman's crawling in on the Byzantines.

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Digi.vg is working now, but www.digi.vg is redirecting to Digibutter for some obscure reason.

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OH JESUS CHRIST I CUT MY DICK OFF TO MAKE PEEING EASIER AND NOW THERE IS BLOOD EVERYWHERE

Posted by Super-Claus May 08 2012 00:19 GMT

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WHAT DO

oh damn did I forget to tell you to cut off the circulation with a rubber band? I thought it was kinda obvious, sorry.

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Great Scott!

Posted by Penguin PornAce Feb 04 2013 23:49 GMT

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Please tell me I'm not the only one seeing this...

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That happens on the 3ds

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Bug: "k" does not filter into Kazooie icon in nerr 3.0

Posted by Fortran Dec 07 2012 19:39 GMT

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Product: Nerr 3.0 Beta; Platform: x86, x86-64; Priority: High; Status: Confirmed;

Steps to reproduce: 1. sign in to nerr 3.0, 2. input the letter k into nerr 3.0 chat and press Enter.

Expected results:

Actual results: faggotry

How to fix: censor the letter k with the gif of Kazooie

It's a feature, not a bug

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make one that looks like a k

Francis, for your crimes against the cbox I am revoking your star privileges.

Posted by Popple Nov 22 2012 18:44 GMT

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I think we need a new Francis. Whoever can go to his house and wear his skin will claim the title.

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23 Oct 12, 06:32 PM Claus: francis bring back day-night digi page background

Posted by MM Oct 24 2012 15:10 GMT

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also the sun

DO IT YOU *CRAG*ING NECKBEARD FAGGOT I WILL FIND YOU AND SHOOT YOUR DOG

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albert hofmann 1943

crap, I just remembered the site is hosted in Newark, New Jersey which I think is under water now.

Posted by Francis Oct 30 2012 01:18 GMT

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it sank
literally

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME

Cbox Expired

Posted by MM Oct 17 2012 16:41 GMT

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Aaand now it isn't, thanks to Quick-draw Francis.

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real men host their own servers

I'm hungry

Posted by Fortran Jul 13 2012 23:28 GMT

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eat a fat cock

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best episode of malcolm in the middle

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How do I play pokamon?

Posted by Fortran Jul 14 2012 19:10 GMT

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I can't get out of pellet town

did you talk 2 profasser toke yet??

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oh god its the end of the world
good bye everyone it was fun

how do you report people on this website

Posted by TheFunkychicken999 Jun 19 2012 02:10 GMT

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Post on their board cussing them out.

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you don't now stop necroing

What's this Sammer Bowl I hear about?

Posted by ultragamer42 Jul 14 2012 02:24 GMT

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Around the time of the Super Bowl we make sammer guys and vote on the best ones.
It's a digi tradition.

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every christmas eve Francis picks a random member, tracks their IP, breaks into their house and leaves a decorative bowl there. It's tons of fun.

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ATTENTION NEWCOMMERS

Posted by Fortran May 24 2012 07:31 GMT

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digibutter.nerr.biz is a SECRET CLUB ONLY. Unless you were signed up at the old forums you are not allowed in our club and should leave. This is the imperial wizard of digibutter speaking so you should heed my word.

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I already knew I'm glorious thanks for helping me believe it more!

how do i haxx website

Posted by Lord Crump May 16 2012 15:54 GMT

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hey guys i found out that when you become an admin on the site they ask u through an email message to make sure its actually u. u can send an email to the server to confuse it into making u an admin
heres the code u need to send to the server to confuse it u need to copy it exactly or it will fail:
subject: dbadminrequest
then type:
#=No.:4658932//$%Code&" Your Usernme"%*==$& }
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ExHack..:0547$$Code*&%$$#imput*%"Your Password"*32&&*$==02$& }
replace the bits inside the " and send it to dbadminserver@example.com and you should get an email saying ur an admin

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I've been through so many of those it isn't even funny :(

How the *crag* do you add games to your game list?

Posted by Zachary Z May 16 2012 12:16 GMT

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You can find a game page by searching at http://digi.vg/boards/browse/games (if you are on a message board, click "view game details"), and click on "Want" or whatever. Check the appropriate boxes in the upper right and click submit.

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How do I use urinals

Posted by Super-Claus May 08 2012 00:09 GMT

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So every time I go to the urnial in a public bathroom my giant penis hangs out and embaresses all the other women in the bathroom

help

why are there urinals in the women's bathroom anyways? Do they support squating in Virgina, whereverthe*crag*youlive?

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...um.

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How do I use tech support?

Posted by Fortran May 08 2012 00:24 GMT

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I want to be cool like Claus

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well first you go out in public and incorrectly use a public facility
then you ask about it
then you become a cool ass mother*crag*er like me

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How the *crag* do you unblock people?

Posted by MM Dec 31 2011 05:30 GMT

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Loaf and Alex appear blocked for me now for some reason and I can't seem to undo it.

Go to their profile and select "unhide user"

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Loaf was auto-hushed (his posts didn't appear in the home stream because of flooding), but I just un-hushed him. Alex probably banned you from his board, so you wont see his posts and can't reply to them.

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Francis what did you do

Posted by Super-Claus Jun 11 2011 00:18 GMT

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I accidentally broke it, but it doesn't seem to be that way on a browser that isn't crap.

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It happens whenever you mess up tags in the cbox, like img-start without img-end. And even then, it only happens when you refresh Cbox. It's always temporary at worst.

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So recently youtube, mega video, and a ton of other video hosting sites have been having the same problem with me...

Posted by Super-Claus Apr 22 2011 23:29 GMT

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the sites/ video player doesn't load some videos and freezes on the ones it does

and I know its not firefox becuase it doesn't work in IE(insert version #) or chrome either.

I've tried reseting my internet, and restarting my computer.both of them did nothing.

anybody know how to fix this?

btw this all started about a week ago when i downloaded this ad-on for firefox called 'Video DownloadHelper', I already removed it, no improvements

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upgrading to firefox 4 did nothing either