[1] - COMIC #1: man listen, stairs. i am TELLING you

i cant wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and play all these games
*CRAG* IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS...................
I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!! I TOLD YOU DOG!
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
I TOLD YOU MAN
I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!

[2] - COMIC #2: HE HE HE

ERRR............... UH BRO....?
YEAH DUDE
WHERE ARE YOURE PANTS.. ...?
i took them offbecause i was banging your mom for a minute there ......
AND NOW YOU ARE BANGING HER
HE HE
HE

[3] - COMIC #3: so messed up.... jelly??? omfg thats SO MESSED UP!!!

today i put......... JELLY on this hot god
AHAHAHAHAHA JUST HOW HIGH DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO BE JUST TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT........

[4] - COMIC #4: not even BARACK obana can bail him out of THIS jam.....

ECONONY...
the economy in ruins? pfff.............. brah time to get my game on no what im sayin.......
and there he goes...
the squirrel...... has his game
i am NOT joking, WHAT did that guy even SMOKE this is INSANE HAHAHA
maybe there right..... that some times video games, DOES CAUSE violence

[5] - COMIC #5: sweet bro comes thru.......... AGAIN

Bro did
youget the new hot game that everones buzzing about these days
DUDE you KNOW i did,
you KNOW it!
that is SO SWEET man how about a bro hug bump
ok how do we do this........ .,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, .................... .......... ...............................
let's DO this thing
lets make this shit work
where doing it man
where MAKING THIS HAPEN

[6] - COMIC #6: this guy.... he OWNS the glass, he OWNS it

bro i got a ticket for the BIG GAME
its sports
dog........ i AM SO JEALOUS you KNOW i love the the the big game.
oh yeah
and there he goes
the big man.... HASS the rock
he''s driving SO HARD threw the paint DOWN TOWN!
"ahlly'yoop" for the SLAM-DUNK

[7] - COMIC #7: a GAIN with the socks, you have GOT to be SHITTONG me

intoducing, the new friend.....................,
GEROMY
BRO HAVE
BRO HAVE YOU SEEN MY SOCKS
AROUND ANYWEAR
no dude
AGAIN with the socks what IS it even with you and SOCKS MAN
its like you must be TOKING up on a joint to make you STON
STONED or something, i can't even think of WHO leaves all there socks lyong around like that.
AUUUUUGH!
THE SOCK RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION
i HAVE the car

[8] - COMIC #8: just do me a FAVOR, put it bock in the fridge bro....

AW YEAH BITCHES
its time.........................
to GET my pour on
i need to know what ANGEL to use... ........
it isn't coming out
shut thef *crag* up
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA where do you even get a nut thats that big

[9] - COMIC #9: no way i mean no *crag*ing way, NO WON is that good..

i JUST DO not BELIEVE what i saw, what KIND OF skills even are those stunts you just pulled
i could tell you but but i'd would have to kill you
GOD
DAAAAAAAMMNN

[10] - COMIC #10: ok, AGAIN with the ANGEL problems. seariously dude??????????

sports
........
in my dream
i am the star.
its me
and THEN the big man comes
for a little one on one
but it turns out to be CRAZY what kind of dunks this guy has
im telling you....air like that is UNREAL, it doens't even HAPPEN. most of the time
the coart... is on, FIRE
dude come get the ruler check this out
ok dude no
your holdung it wrong
dude.............
no dude..
dude
dude hurry look he'ss escaping from above
dude no../. let me show you
no
*crag*
no
dude
no.... *crag*
dude... you got to FLIP it, TURN-WAYS
*CRAG*
*crag*
jesus
dude

[11] - COMIC #11: ok put the can down dude.... haha, unbealievible

goes shoping
(in "SBahHJ go shopping)
not all the cans are the same
what's the differance
the selection has too many
.........
PRICES AND VAULES
gog DAMN
its like..... who NEEDS this *crag*eng bullshit
it is sooooo INFUUUUURIATING
shit, whare's the manager.
and there he goes
he has... the managers attention
and now. the police are
invovled. jesus chris
AHAHAHA omfg
i cant BELIEVE what he made take place

[12] - COMIC #12: evrybody was high when this went down, EVERYBODY (part 1 of 10

*CRAG*IN NANCHO PARTY
get my nacho on aAUUUGH .....
BUNP ...
to be conitinued
[I'll count the periods later. Sorry, MSPA forum, you can deal with it for now! Unless somebody else wants to do it.]

[13] - COMIC #13:um, EATH TO ASSHOLE. hello can you here me..... (part 2 of thenacho party thing)

in sweet bro and hella jeff "in *crag*in nacho panty part 2)
SHIT bro you scared me dumpass
who were you expecting.... the easter bunny>
shit NOW look EINSTEIN
thier falling.
bro......
ohhhh kaaaaaaay.......
WARNING
THE, RECIPE ZONE
ARE YOU BRAVE ENOUGH TO ENTER?

[14] - COMIC #14: HAHAHAHAHAHA they juts don't ever hit the ground, what is WRONG with this picture. "3" of ten

CHAPTER 3 about nochos
last time on swbahj
(okay twist your head to read this you stutid *crag*ass)
any way the bottom line was what do you do with these nachoes falling in the air.
CHAPATER 4
why don't you take a picture, it'll will last longer
SNAP!
oh WOW ahahahahaha!
he was RIGHT. thits shits lasting FOREVER

[15] - COMIC #15: you don't boguard chips in the shitter dude, you just DONT

CHAPTER NEXT ONE ABOUT THE NACHO STORY
dude are you DONE with the nachons in there?
JEGUS *CRAG* how can you even be this GREEDY....
JUST slide some under the banthrom DOOR.
and there they go
then nachos..... are undar the door
WHAT'S IS that guys even his PROBLEM?
is like heg got BROAD SIDE SCHOOL FED up the BONE BULGE

[16] - COMIC #16: he LAUGHED when he shok, like a bowl full of WEED!!! omfg

shit. lets be santa
*crag*.
come ON
*sign*...
*crag*.
who would even make these......
conksuck boots anyways
imigrants??..
BIMP
and the night before christmas........
and all through the house.....
not a creature
GOD BLESS US EVRYBODY

[17] - COMIC #17: wowoof woof, aha hah what a *crag*in IDIOT!

staring the "newd dog"..... peaches
HOPY SHIT that dog is HUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUGE
he proably wants a treat
wtf.. is there ANYTHING you do thats not falling down that DOG?
shithead.

[18] - COMIC #18: spoot problems? so want else is new........

well? time to put the spoon...
back in the drawer.
unm.. shit
get a load of THIS hornses ass.
no, you shit.
jescus *crag*ing christ!
okay, TURN the spoon first you shit.
no ok you turned it full ways, turn is back, than start over.
*crag*
dude, open the drawer FIRST!!! THAN punt the spoon in.
dude you closed it too soon........
listen you shit, turn it HALF ways, not whole ways. you PIECE OF SHIT
ahahaha you *crag*ed up again.
open it WIDER.
you complete shit. you *crag*ing shit, that was gay. stop being gay you gay *crag*ing shit. put the drawer back in the hole and
TURD THE SPOON FLATWAYS.
"it was at that point when i got distracted by his moms HOT ASS...

[19] - COMIC #19: okay shup up everybody this shit is a SERIOUS, issue

the big mans about 2 WRECK SOME HAVOC.... in the yard,
PFOOOT--TWEE EEEEEEET!!!!!
ah'right homies... everyboby all yall hold up..... the BIG MAN wants to take a,, TIME OUT!
ahah.. *crag* yes: it looks linke the big man wants wants to level with us about something?
he wants that us all to keep it real about.............................
AIDS

[20] - COMIC #20: CHECK OUT THUS HOT NEW MORCH..........

BUYB THIS SHIRT YOU DUNKASS,
I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS, BRO!!!!
I TOLD YOU DOG!
X-TREME ZOOM.,
100# garganted to be you're new friend........
(no.... thats not whats on the shirt you stukid piece of horses shit. nice try.....)
the short also comes in...................
BLAPCK
ass well as yellow!

[21] - COMIC #21: this fine apparell secretly holds a mystery.... SHHHHHHHHHH

ALSO the short,,,
GLOWNS IN THE DARK
the short acutally,,,
DOES NOT GLOWN IN THE DARK
too find out watch thing is true......
BUY THE SHIRT????

[22] - COMIC #22: borack bobdama STILL haven't got the hang of this ecolomy thing yet;

in THIIIS ecocnomy....
and with the prince of this shirt ready to SKYKROCKET
years....
time
i forogot the point i was making?