Generosity be a wonderful, uniquely human impulse, but no matter what television 'n every Christmas song would have ye believe, it be also a finite resource. Haven't ye already done enough for others this season? Haven't ye earned a little something for Big Poppa? Isn't it time ye stopped referring t' yourself as "Big Poppa" unironically?

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