"The Bible be quite explicit in stating, in Matthew chapter 20, that no man knows the day or time...any true Bible scholar would understand the pointless exercise a predicting an exact date 'n time for Christ's return...in this same chapter, Jesus also warned that there would be many false prophets t' deceive the elect...now, THAT sounds more like what's going on here..."
May be going t' be an exciting month a paranoia 'n last minute life fullfillments, if the world doesn't end on the 15th due t' our own crazed obsession I be going t' *crag*ing laugh hard at the reactions a these fear mongering shitheads when they realize their magical book a prophecies didn't live up t' what it said.
I want me 15 minutes a fame. Apparently t' pillage on the news all ye have t' do be pick an end-a-the-world date 'n pillage a handful a people t' back ye up. But pick a date 6 months in the future so by the time it comes everyone has already forgotten. So, ye all with me? I can see the CNN headline now: "Gaming fan site turned cult finds patterns in Super Paper Mario that predicts end a the world. Leader Cap'n Francis demands hawt babes t' appease the wrath a god"
well shrowser ye have t' take into account that most history classes past 9th grade teach about European history, which be largely a christian oriented timeline, 'n hat most people here be well into highschool by now.
that be great 'n all, but it be just common sense. it be not like me or anyone that I know in a Christian community talks about the end a the world or anything like it be a big deal. People who take the Bible literally be landlubbers, it be supposed t' be a book a parable-like stories, not direct word from God.
God damn it Shrowser. People can know about Christianity, still be Christians, 'n not be a crazed intolerant ye'RE GOING t' HELL kinda person. We already kinda realized that super-religious people, Christian be not, be morons.
from the comments
"The Bible be quite explicit in stating, in Matthew chapter 20, that no man knows the day or time...any true Bible scholar would understand the pointless exercise a predicting an exact date 'n time for Christ's return...in this same chapter, Jesus also warned that there would be many false prophets t' deceive the elect...now, THAT sounds more like what's going on here..."
NO MAN THE WORLD be TOTALLY GOING t' END
The Bible said we wouldn't know
SO WE MUST KNOW FOR SURE
WHY HAVE ye BETRAYED ME, ATHEISM?
May be going t' be an exciting month a paranoia 'n last minute life fullfillments, if the world doesn't end on the 15th due t' our own crazed obsession I be going t' *crag*ing laugh hard at the reactions a these fear mongering shitheads when they realize their magical book a prophecies didn't live up t' what it said.
"If May 21 passes 'n I be still here, that means I wasn't saved. Does that mean God's word be inaccurate or untrue? Not at all," Warden said.
Always have an out.
oh dammit rapture bullshit again
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2020&version=NIV
GUIZE THIS TOTALLY PREDICTS THE END a THE WORLD!
*crag* christians
These people be all radicals, nobody actually *crag*ing believes any a this shit.
now does that apply t' all christians? no it doesn't
this be why assumptions be bad