My Hi-Technicaaal! Butterfly Journal: Entry One
Oh, hi, [you]!
Guess you're reading this. Yeah.
This is my book where I put my butterfly reports. Kinda like a Digital Butterfly Newspaper.
Today I decided to look further into everyone's favorite butterfly...
Bandwidths!
Now, from the same cat company that brought you "9001 Ways to Divide by Zero" and "Tayl's Favorite Paradoxes", I'll show you an animated picture of each color.
We also have Bulbwidths, but they taste bad and often come with mental disorders.
Anyways, each Bandwidth has a wonderfully delicious flavor. Even though they're tasty, Bandwidths don't like being eaten...
Red: Red Bandwidths are very spicy; but gain a sweet flavor when baked. Cooked, they taste similar to a HOT POCKET! Unccoked, they taste like Superspicy Curry.
Yellow: Yellow Bandwidths are fruity and delicious, usually tasting like a refreshing citrus snack. When cooked, they gain the properties of Pop Rocks. How shocking. Lolololololololol.
Blue: Blue Bandwidths are quite juicy, and taste similar to cotton candy. Weird combo. Cooked, they taste a lot like PIE with lotsa whipped cream on top. Yum.
Purple: Purple Bandwidths, while being the most irresistable flavor, are quite fattening. I suggest cooking them for a tasty and crispy treat, not unlike bacon. Purple Bacon?
White: White Bandwidths are creamy like ice cream, but are bitter like arsenious cookies. Because their poisonous. If you ever feel like committing suicide, enjoy it with this yummy snack!
So those are all of the Bandwidths so far.
But please; think of all of those poor wittle Bandwidths you're nomming. Even though they're delicious, they're very sensitive little cuties. D:
Of course nomming, is a delicious part of this balanced breakfast...or lunch...or dinner...or snack...
Eh, screw it. I'mma leaving nao. Bai~
~Mona
LOOK OUT FOR OUR NEXT ENTRY!
-A Trip to a Butterfly Exhibit?
-Bandwidth Spaghetti! A great recipe!
-The Newest Digital Butterfly: Tiptron Mk II!
-A Random Butterfly!
-Editorial of Butterflyness!
-The Reason They're Called "Butterflies"!
Until next time, cash plx bye~!
{{I'll probably post new entries weekly, because I get bored. So yeah. Oh, and if you want to ask an Editorial question, PM me. One question per entry, 'Kthnx?}}
Guess you're reading this. Yeah.
This is my book where I put my butterfly reports. Kinda like a Digital Butterfly Newspaper.
Today I decided to look further into everyone's favorite butterfly...
Bandwidths!
Now, from the same cat company that brought you "9001 Ways to Divide by Zero" and "Tayl's Favorite Paradoxes", I'll show you an animated picture of each color.
We also have Bulbwidths, but they taste bad and often come with mental disorders.
Anyways, each Bandwidth has a wonderfully delicious flavor. Even though they're tasty, Bandwidths don't like being eaten...
Red: Red Bandwidths are very spicy; but gain a sweet flavor when baked. Cooked, they taste similar to a HOT POCKET! Unccoked, they taste like Superspicy Curry.
Yellow: Yellow Bandwidths are fruity and delicious, usually tasting like a refreshing citrus snack. When cooked, they gain the properties of Pop Rocks. How shocking. Lolololololololol.
Blue: Blue Bandwidths are quite juicy, and taste similar to cotton candy. Weird combo. Cooked, they taste a lot like PIE with lotsa whipped cream on top. Yum.
Purple: Purple Bandwidths, while being the most irresistable flavor, are quite fattening. I suggest cooking them for a tasty and crispy treat, not unlike bacon. Purple Bacon?
White: White Bandwidths are creamy like ice cream, but are bitter like arsenious cookies. Because their poisonous. If you ever feel like committing suicide, enjoy it with this yummy snack!
So those are all of the Bandwidths so far.
But please; think of all of those poor wittle Bandwidths you're nomming. Even though they're delicious, they're very sensitive little cuties. D:
Of course nomming, is a delicious part of this balanced breakfast...or lunch...or dinner...or snack...
Eh, screw it. I'mma leaving nao. Bai~
~Mona
LOOK OUT FOR OUR NEXT ENTRY!
-A Trip to a Butterfly Exhibit?
-Bandwidth Spaghetti! A great recipe!
-The Newest Digital Butterfly: Tiptron Mk II!
-A Random Butterfly!
-Editorial of Butterflyness!
-The Reason They're Called "Butterflies"!
Until next time, cash plx bye~!
{{I'll probably post new entries weekly, because I get bored. So yeah. Oh, and if you want to ask an Editorial question, PM me. One question per entry, 'Kthnx?}}
