I live pretty close to the CDC, but I plan on holing up in a Costco instead.

well seeing as there is a weaponry store like literally 2 miles from here I think i know where I am going.

also we have a hunting rifle and handgun in our house I think we will be ok
plus a bunch of other crap like baseball bats and bricks

Those guns won't do shit with out ammunition, which can go fast if you're overrun.

luckily most people around here play zombie games like crazy so they might know what to do
but just incase I have the keys to my boat (literally) at the ready for tomorrow morning when the neighbors come over to politely ask for a cup of brains.

I also have a boat and a lake at my disposal
lets see those *crag*ers swim

I have a *crag*ing ocean at my disposal, so I think I'm good to go. Let's see those *crag*ers catch up to my speedboat on the Atlantic ocean eh? I can always go to one of the floater shops ( little floating groups of small shacks that sell boat gas/ fishing equipment/ect that just kinda bob up and down on clustered docks in the middle of the Chesapeake bay.) if I need to refuel.

i have...uh...
shit brb going to slim's house

nas you need to get a boat
seriously I got my boaters license at 12 its not that hard to drive one
have slim teach you how.
I got my boat when my dad gave me his when he got a new one. Still a damn good boat though.
(boaters license around here doesn't have a specific age limit btw)

What
I don't even live next to a *crag*ing body of water
No *crag* you the great lakes don't count all 5 of them are not within reasonable driving distance

lol