regular my ass

being president doesn't mean anything anyway
i'm official dictator of digi

hmmm does this mean i can do whatever i want to digibutter
i am president. i'm closing this site down.

no dictator can veto everything you do
new law digi is never closed

i quit.
goodbye.

*CRAG* next person to post thats not dim is president

I think Popple should be president

prime minister

Puppetmaster, I'm running this show.

Father Time, overseeing the flow of all things.

As president, I appoint Dim to the position of EXILED FOREVER
Popple's official position is "guy who should be president but isn't"

dickhole you know i'd be a way better elected official than popple even without any elections

because I bring da noise

I hereby elect you to the position of Vice President. Because I'm the *crag*ing president, and I can do that shit

i'm still dictator though so being president doesn't even matter

Nas you can't be the dictator
I am the president. If anyone is the dictator, it has to be El Presidente

No shut up president I make the rules around here

I'm the president, so logically I make the rules.

no you *crag* off i am the mother*crag*ing dictator
don't make me send the secret police after you

nas you are under arrest

MSN I appoint you as Secretary of Defense for your work in stopping a coup by self-proclaimed dictator Nas

nope

Minister of Propaganda doesn't need to do anything. So I'm Minister of Propaganda.

I shall be the Secretary of Bureaucracy

i call senate

house of reps here.

national treasure

Slim, search for clues in some art or some shit.
DarkBlueAce, fill out the necessary paperwork for searching for several major clues in some art or some shit. Those would be the violet forms. Make sure you don't get the lavender ones by mistake, and the purple ones won't do us much good.
Tails Doll, tell everyone how great I am
and then do nothing