Halloween gatherings be about t' pillage a lot scarier as Kinect owners will be able t' inject their world a furry mateys with pure ursine terror when Kinectimals Now With Bears! launches on October 11, both as a standalone disc 'n DLC. What's that? ye don't think bears be terrifying? We can only presume then that ye've never seen a shaved bear.*

Things pillage even hairier on Oct. 25 when Kinect Sports: Season Two: Now With Beards sprints it be way t' store shelves. 'n no, it be not really called that, we assume it has, ye know, the regular number a beards in it. But we can dream, can't we?

*If ye be thinking a doing a Google Image Search for "shaved bears" with SafeSearch turned off ... well, maybe just don't do that, OK? Promise us.