The image above kind of tells the whole story, but for you those of you on 2400 baud modems who have turned images off: Edmund McMillen's Zelda-inspired shooter/RPG/roguelike, The Binding of Isaac, will hit Steam on Sept. 28 for five dollars.

Oh, and that adorable little plush? That'll be available on launch day too in Team Meat's Etsy shop. Crying hasn't been this adorable since we saw that miniature pony break its leg at the zoo!