Hi, and welcome to Team Fortress 2. After nine years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait. To listen to a commentary node, put your crosshair over the floating commentary symbol and press your primary fire. To stop a commentary node, put your crosshair over the rotating node and press your primary fire again.
hi i don't know who i am here at the forum
Hi, I am that shady mother*crag*ing encyclopedia of wicked ass bullshit that will blow your *crag*ing mind here at the forum, or something.
Hi, I'm skipping work to be here at the forum
you would still do that if you did though