Harry Potter and the Bastion of Broken Grammar?

Wrongamundo , Crump-a-bomb ! Magikoopa,s are enemies from the Mario series ! Somebody didn,t pass Mario class ! 

go jump off a bridge

I've been playing Mario games since you were in diapers

Jump off a bridge yourself , dumbass ! 

At first this was funny with all the horrible posts he made, but now he's just being a moron.

I am sorry for that ! 

You're the moron here, Alex.

Vid don't even bother just ignore the kid

I want to punt him.

die the death

I HOPE YOU GET DIE

* sobs like a 3-year old * 

go to your room Alex

You are not my mom ! 

yes he is

i am a girl

you wish

STOP MAKING FUN ME YOU MORONS ! 

Don't listen to Nastasia, I am a girl, here is my picture.

You forgot your "of" there kiddo. Unless of course you're promoting self masochism to aclaimed multiple personalities, in which case it'll be my pleasure to indulge.

don't call me kiddo or i'll cut your neck out

Nice pic ! You are like 17-18 years old , am i right ? 

yeah

tails's vaginal emancipation day celebration day is the 18th

be quiet dim

Tails shut your whore mouth also that is not you that's me you dumbass

you wish

Stop insulting  Tails ! 

I think you're confused about who you're trying to white knight here

Oh god my sides.

Shhh, Nas, just let him believe what he wants
Oh hey its Toasters. Hi Toasters.

Word.

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slim have i ever told you that you are my favorite person