D’Ore: Minecraft Introducing Cats, Cat Love
Posted by Rock, Paper, Shotgun Jan 28 2012 13:29 GMT in Minecraft
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So then. I suspect the needle of Minecraft cuteness has swung way too far to the “d’aww” end of the meter with the introduction of tameable, breedable ocelots (which you can see emitting clouds of love-hearts in the video below.) This is a game with zombies and suicide-explosion beasts in! I demand more sinister threat. And I believe that it is only sensible, because horrors lurking outside our castles only make the cute, homely stuff cuter and more homely. Right, minerfolk?(more…)


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*crag* you jeb
I finally stopped playing minecraft
and then this
Reply by Super-Claus Jan 28 2012 14:03 GMT
I guess they think adding in stuff they've seen in mods counts as contributing to the game.
Reply by DarkBlueAce Jan 28 2012 20:05 GMT
They're annoying to tame, only attack chickens, and can't sit. Gay.
Reply by Fortran Jan 28 2012 20:27 GMT

More useless than wolves, if thats even possible. At this rate they'll never give Villagers proper AI or more prefix mobs like the Mooshrooms or the Cave Spiders.

Reply by Tails Doll Jan 29 2012 08:39 GMT
But at least they added a real Jungle Biome.
Reply by Tails Doll Jan 29 2012 12:33 GMT
i hope the jungle tree is a real block. they didn't make giant mushrooms out of real blocks that you could actually use
Reply by Nastasia Jan 30 2012 09:08 GMT
Nas you realize you can use silk touch on mushrooms right?
Reply by Fortran Jan 30 2012 17:18 GMT
*crag* progress MORE USELESS FEATURES
Reply by sims Jan 30 2012 21:40 GMT
y u guts play fkin minecraft u gay?
Reply by weedlord bonerhitler Jan 31 2012 14:23 GMT
I learned about it earlier i never bothered with enchantments :\ it wasn't in creative anyway
Reply by Nastasia Feb 01 2012 04:23 GMT
I guess its a good update in a way because I get sick of killing wolves. Can't wait to genocide people's cats in multiplayer.
Reply by Tails Doll Feb 06 2012 23:59 GMT
you're an awful person
Reply by Nastasia Feb 07 2012 20:58 GMT

No I'm not, I'm a melting pot of friendship. Just yesterday I gave away like 135 diamonds and 126 gold ingots to people who were at spawn. Well okay, I stole the gold and diamonds from an unprotected throne room in a forgotten part of the server only accessible by warp and by moderators, but what I did was a good thing.

Reply by Tails Doll Feb 07 2012 22:30 GMT
Tailsdoll: destroyer of server economies and grave robber not-so-extraordinaire
Reply by Super-Claus Feb 07 2012 22:43 GMT
you should be careful where you say you'd genocide cats
Reply by Nastasia Feb 08 2012 01:53 GMT
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