Holy hell, that be a ton a news t' bring in for the morning! It be nice a Nintendo t' line up three Nintendo Direct presentations this morning, 'n t' announce them yesterday! While it be fun t' see all the news come in, I be beat t' hell! I haven't had a wink a sleep yet, 'n I be about t' pass out.

I be going t' take about an hour 'n a half nap, 'n then I'll be right back here t' pick up the regular work day. Please, take this time t' enjoy all the content that Nintendo unleashed this morning. The Nintendo Direct Japanese event post be chock-full a info, screens 'n videos. The European Nintendo Direct post has a bunch a release information, 'n the North American Nintendo Direct be short but sweet.