this is like the most interesting thing ever

Glossary:

Ponies - The animals most beloved by those away from their computers, and most despised by people who prefer to hear jokes just once.

augh god i was reading this and i was like "jesus christ this place is so perfect for me" ;v;

Suddenly thousands decide that they want to work at Valve

valve is pretty much the best place to work at ever, but i would never be able to live without a boss telling me what to do every step of the way

Every time I think about what it would be like working at Valve it always come back to "I would probably have to use C++" which instantly makes me not want to work there. Like seriously *crag* these ENTERPRISE languages.
So yes I even hate working at Valve.

Rotate the stick 90 degrees and pull. You just might dislodge it.

Say what you want but you try using C++ after using Lisp. You'd be offended by the notion. Not even a lifetime supply of dragon dildos and dragon cum loob could get me to use that half-assed language.

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dragon dildos is still a funny joke right? right guys? oh i'm so witty aren't i?

it never was

nas do you have a dark hidden past involving dragon dildos we don't know about?

My favor-oh *crag* you, bunch of *crag*ing killjoys.

Hey shadoo have you ever heard about how when a joke gets told too many times it isn't funny anymore?

I didn't hear a no in there nas

mike dawson stares at shadoo in shock and wonders how anyone could be so dumb

still don't hear a no

nice hat meow