What do you do when you have a bad performance at the Olympics? Well, you know you'll have to do some Olympics. Why not come up with a colorful way to explain your poor finish? Here's what GB 49er sailor Stevie Morrison had to say about his lackluster sailing outings.

"It's like playing Super Mario Cart. Sometimes you get a banana skin, sometimes you get a mushroom. Today we got a lot more banana skins than mushrooms.

I wonder if there's rubberbanding issues in sailing as well. Thanks to Daft Ada for the heads up!