Actually I don't think I've cookie'd anything for awhile, whoever did it though is pretty good at being subtly agitating. Good Job to whoever that may be I guess.
you asked why goron would cookie as in what would the drive behind that decision be, and he listed a perfectly good example as a drive he would follow.
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he wouldnt
because I don't know
so when you guess at something because you don't know it
it's called assuming
"it was probably goron"
I don't remember the word probably being a synonym of the word definatly
You guys know you can check if somebody cookied right?