so, once upon a time, there was a napkin sitting atop a television set. Jill de Sol, as naive as ever, grabbed the napkin, to wipe her face, for it was covered in the foul-smelling residue of a meatball marina subway sandwich. after wiping it, she realize
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d that the napkin was covered in cum. she got cum all over her face. but the truth--the hideous, disgusting reality--was that this was not just cum, but bio-mutant weapon cum, manufactured by the government to spread AIDs across the populace. nevertheless, jill, disgusted with her newly-found white-snowtop face, grabbed a washcloth and washed her face. she was safe from the AIDs... for now. soon, a robo-terminator busted through the door, ordering jill to hault and surrender. thinking fast, she grabbed the muffalus-snuffin gun and shot the robo-terminator twenty-three times in the pelvis, causing the robo-terminator to activate its self-destruct sequence. jill escaped from the fireball her house had become, only to discover a newspaper on the ground declaring that a mysterious global conspiracy was about to unleash an army of genetically-enhanced hyper-sasquatches upon the state of lousiana. arming up in her super-powered super-suit, she walked along the trail of indefinite hyper-crystallium stars to the lousinaa refuge of seragus-prime number eighty five.


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sorrey wot??
Reply by Kerosena Feb 09 2013 04:48 GMT
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Reply by Fallen Shade Feb 09 2013 05:00 GMT
crump you gotta cut the drinking habit its causing some disturbing thoughts in you
Reply by Nastasia Feb 09 2013 05:22 GMT
No he needs to write more in this same wonderful quality
Reply by Fallen Shade Feb 09 2013 05:27 GMT

Nope, drink more, keep up the good work

Reply by Doopliss Feb 09 2013 05:35 GMT
10/9 breathtaging
Reply by Fortran Feb 09 2013 10:01 GMT
makes Ayn Rand looks like a preschooler
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