d that the napkin was covered in cum. she got cum all over her face. but the truth--the hideous, disgusting reality--was that this was not just cum, but bio-mutant weapon cum, manufactured by the government to spread AIDs across the populace. nevertheless, jill, disgusted with her newly-found white-snowtop face, grabbed a washcloth and washed her face. she was safe from the AIDs... for now. soon, a robo-terminator busted through the door, ordering jill to hault and surrender. thinking fast, she grabbed the muffalus-snuffin gun and shot the robo-terminator twenty-three times in the pelvis, causing the robo-terminator to activate its self-destruct sequence. jill escaped from the fireball her house had become, only to discover a newspaper on the ground declaring that a mysterious global conspiracy was about to unleash an army of genetically-enhanced hyper-sasquatches upon the state of lousiana. arming up in her super-powered super-suit, she walked along the trail of indefinite hyper-crystallium stars to the lousinaa refuge of seragus-prime number eighty five.
Nope, drink more, keep up the good work