I am Gold Prognosticus, the one true holy script of Digibutter. The rulers of this site govern the land by my divine grace alone, and all blasphemers shall bear witness to my righteous fury. Heed not the false Prognosticii of Light and Dark, for one brings only death and one is not true prophecy. also those guys haven't been online in years, where did they go anyway?

I hereby appoint you as my High Prophet, for you to spread my word to the Dwarven peoples that they may rejoice in my merciful rule. Praise be the Light of Truth!