"It’s been fifteen years, nine games, and an enormous blast to undertake. If it were my choice, I would do this role forever. To hear anyone else’s voice coming from Snake’s battered throat, makes me a little ill, to be honest." - David Hayter, talking movingly today in a must-read Twitter message about not playing the role of Snake (or Big Boss) in the next Metal Gear Solid. (We're assuming this is not an April Fool's thing, despite the potential for misdirection that surrounds any Metal Gear/Hideo Kojima production.)