*crag* i losed

60 seconds in: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh I've got a baaaaad feeling about this

85 seconds in: NOPE NOPE NOPE

two minutes in: THIS IS WHY YOU DONT LET GERMANS HAVE VIDEO GAMES

the new sonic the hedgehog series looks great

2 minutes and 2 seconds

*crag* this deviantart bullshit that bastardizes sonic the hedgehog; the sega genesis classic sonic the hedgehog games are what inspired me to want to make video games for a living they are very dear and close to my heart and have contributed a large part to who i am. they are beautiful masterpieces and these fur*crag*ers and "original character" creators have *crag*ed with my precious childhood memories and some of the greatest masterpieces of 2d gaming yet witness they should be forced to answer for their crimes and purged forever. *crag* them

good thing I never liked sonic and never gave it the chance to ruin my childhood.
seriously I never liked sonic. I must be the only human being alive that achieved such a feat.

of course cump liked sonic because he likes whatever is the flavour of the week

I didn't mean to spell crump as cump but I'm going to keep spelling it like that now

sonic was always cooler than mario; he did what nintendon't: blast processing