So here are my impressions of the new Mass Effect characters:
Posted by Popple Jan 19 2010 14:58 GMT in Mass Effect 2
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If you have a 360 you can stream all the character videos from the dash, and I did.

Also I put the Subject Zero reveal trailer instead of the profile, because hey: *crag* you.

So what is the deal with these guys anyway?

Thane: I like to kill shit

Grunt: I like to kill shit and am obviously not a replacement for Wrex

Miranda: I'm the obvious romance sub quest

Subject Zero: I like to kill shit, also I'm going to rape Shepard

Is anyone getting the feeling that Bioware may be taking the "Dark Second Chapter" thing too far? Is there a single crew member that is not *crag*ing insane?

But no seriouisly, Thane and Grunt are my go to guys if Wrex doesn't come back.

If Wrex comes back than *crag* Grunt. *crag* him up his four testicled ass.


Replies:

Yes.
Reply by MM Jan 20 2010 05:24 GMT
You forgot about the other 6 squad members
Reply by RaveRaze Jan 20 2010 13:41 GMT
omg vry1 is so bdas n col!!!
Reply by weedlord bonerhitler Jan 20 2010 15:32 GMT
They aren't cool enough to have videos. *crag* them.
Reply by Popple Jan 20 2010 15:54 GMT
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