PART ONE: in WHICH Brem's Hydraulic Operating Observational Peeping and Evasion Robot (Or HOOPER) explores SECOND LIFE.

Our little buddy las located BONDAGE PARK, a virtual mall dedicated to virtual *crag*ing. 

In it he encounters many bizarre devices. Of the many he saw,only three were noted in the log:

Later, Hooper decided to investigate a nearby settlement. To his horror, the settlement is a FUR COLONY.

Below is his automated response to the situation:

Unfortunately, it has little to no effect on the beasts:

Hooper briefly reevaluates the situation, and selects a more appropriate weapon:

CURSES! THEY SURVIVED:

The furfags are more resilient that previously thought, nonetheless, he continues his attack. Sadly, his campaign against them is tragically cut short:

BUT THEN, AN EMAIL ARRIVES: 

"Dear Hooper Bigboots,

This email is notification of action regarding your Second Life account,
Hooper Bigboots, for violation of the Second Life Terms of Service or
Community Standards. The violation in question occurred on April 24, 2010
in the region of Lusk.


Violation: Community Standards: Assault,  Safe Area

Most areas in Second Life are identified as 'Safe'.
Shooting, pushing, shoving, or otherwise targeting another
Resident in a manner prevents that Resident from enjoying
their Second Life is a violation of Safe area standards.



Action:
As a result of this violation, your Second Life account is
being temporarily suspended for a period of 1 days. It will
return to active status on Sunday, Apr 25, 2010."