Mom: Hi there, my son was asking for a new Wii game. Meteoroid or something.
GameStop clerk: He's probably looking for Metroid: Other M, the hot new action game from Nintendo.
Mom: Yes, that's the one! I'll take a copy, please.
Clerk: Ma'am, you're in luck, because we're offering $20 off the Wii Remote MotionPlus bundle with every purchase of Metroid: Other M.
Mom: That's okay. Geoffrey already has a remote.
Clerk: But this is MotionPlus. It adds a whole new level of sensitivity to the Wii experience!
Mom: Oh, so this meteoroid game needs that then?
Clerk: Well, no, but ...
Mom: It enhances it somehow?
Clerk: Not really.
Mom: Then why would I want that?
Clerk: ...
Mom: ... Just bag the game.
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