A GAY Day To Butt*crag*
Ph1r3 Mario stepped GAYLY out into the GAY sunshine, and admired the other Ph1r3 Mario's GIANT ASS TOE. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a GAY sight."
the other Ph1r3 Mario climbed off the asshole and walked sexily across the grass to greet his lover. Ph1r3 Mario patted the other Ph1r3 Mario on the eye and then tried to butt*crag* him stupidly, but without success.
"That's all right," the other Ph1r3 Mario said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not GAY," Ph1r3 Mario. "Not as GAY as the time we butt*crag*ed on a dinosaur."
the other Ph1r3 Mario nodded GAYLY. "We were GAY back in those days."
"Our brains were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Ph1r3 Mario said. "Everything seems GAY and GAY when you're young."
"Of course," the other Ph1r3 Mario said. "But now we're GAY, we can still have fun. If we go about it horribly."
"Horribly?" Ph1r3 Mario said . "But how?"
"With this," the other Ph1r3 Mario said and held out a GAY poop. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to butt*crag*."
Ph1r3 Mario swallowed the poop at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to butt*crag* horribly. They butt*crag*ed like hot steamy sex of Ph1r3 and Ph1r3. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
Eat a dick crump
also the original one which is better