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Posted by Gold Prognosticus Mar 02 2012 21:14 GMT
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Nastasia
yyyesssss
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Gabe Newell is lowered into the stage through a hole in the roof by 6 helicopters and set down on the stage. A giant "3" appears on the screen. The crowd starts cheering uncontrollably, several members are killed in the riot. Gabe slowly lifts his arm to signal the crowd to silence, taking all of his energy. The crowd grinds to a halt waiting in anticipation, several people having their heads literally explode from waiting. Gabe slowly opens his maw to say "Welcome, to... Left 4 Dead 3". The crowd starts rioting, lighting torches and raising the pitchforks they brought along just for this case. Gabe started laughing as the crowd was raised into the air by Aperture Panels and thrown into Gabe's gaping mouth.

Posted by Joystiq Feb 19 2011 09:00 GMT
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Valve co-founder Gabe Newell recently discovered another thing he could do instead of releasing Half-Life 2: Episode 3 -- speaking to a high school class about the business of interactive entertainment. Check out a lengthy video of the teleconference below -- you might just learn a little something.


Posted by Francis Jan 10 2010 00:15 GMT
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Left 4 Dead 2 on Steam : $50

  • Sold direct from the creators (Valve), no middle men.
  • No physical packaging or disc.
  • No rent, no shipping, no inventory, no store employees, and no shoplifting.

Left 4 Dead 2 at Gamestop: $50

  • Gamestop has to purchase from Valve (or other middlemen)
  • Comes in a box with instruction booklet and the game on a DVD.
  • Gamestop has to pay for store rent, employees, shoplifting, surplus inventory, and markup from Valve.

So why are these the same price when you get more from Gamestop and they have more costs?

I know Valve has to pay for servers and employees, but it's nothing compared to the total overhead all the Gamestop stores have.  Shouldn't Valve sell their games to us for the same price (or less) than they charge physical distributors?  </rant>

darkz

Only some steam games come with instruction booklets.

ssg

money is evil man. thats just our world.


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Posted by darkz Oct 22 2009 18:29 GMT
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Spiny
This one reminds me of a grindhouse trailer.

Posted by darkz Oct 20 2009 01:53 GMT
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It begins with Gordon coming to the Borealis with Alyx, they're running away from the Combine, and it introduces a new type of Combine enemy - the Sweeper. The Sweeper is meant to get rid of any attackers to the Combine. Gordon is running away from it, firing objects at it from with his Gravity Gun(upgraded) and then he comes to a small shack. A few rebels are there, they are discussing stuff. Suddenly, out of nowhere, the Sweeper turns into a Combine Super Sweeper, and it destroys the shack. Eli's Ghost appears, and he throws Gordon a Physics Gun, similar to the one in GMod. it is limited in the way it is used, it can only pick up such weight before requiring a recharge, so it should be only used in the battle with the Sweeper. After defeating the sweeper, Gordon runs into a crack in the Borealis. He has to use the Physics Gun to throw a large Combine machine into a Black Hole. Suddenly, after doing so, John Lennon appears, and he begins playing Baby You're a Rich Man, and the rest of the Beatles somehow jump out of the Black Hole. A Huge Yellow Submarine flies into the room, and Gordon says "what the christ" and then Gabe appears on a motorcycle, all while the Beatles are screaming "BABY YOU'RE A RICH MAN, TOO" and Gabe says "hop on were goin to mcdonalds" then gabe eats and the games credits roll, but the REAL FINAL BOSS is Paul McCartney after realizing he's not in the credits. You have to then get a Copy of the Beatles Rock Band, insert it into your Steam, and play the creidts on it and convitncxe paul its realy hl2ep3 s credits snd then you learn GMan is gordon from tHE FURURUTE.
Fallen Shade
cool story bro
darkz
who cares

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Posted by darkz Sep 10 2009 23:35 GMT
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Strong Bad
awesome
Lord Crump
so is this guy basically Chad Wardenn 2.0 or something

Posted by Elzilcho Oct 04 2009 16:10 GMT
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Preferably single player (and I already have Smod, darkzero)
Auralis
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagmodaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Elzilcho
Thanks ya

Posted by darkz Sep 12 2009 20:42 GMT
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Go download Smod if you have Half life 2. Because yes.
darkz
BUMP
Elzilcho
thanks babe

Posted by RaveRaze Sep 10 2009 12:30 GMT
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Geno
I still wanna post in posts and not little things with ">>" next to them. Hopefully Francis will find a better color scheme than Microsoft Word for the New Hawtness style.
count cannoli
it's not as good as the original

Posted by Jack Noir Sep 10 2009 11:48 GMT
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also gabe is fat
Spiny
chin fish trol gabe
now gabe trol us
Arti
Chin Fish is credit to team.