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Posted by MM Sep 26 2009 04:24 GMT

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Crump Freeman who was Grodus Freemans underling was one day in an spaceship typing on a TEC-XX. He got an email from his commander that said that ALIENS and PLUMBERS were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.

Crump Freeman got his TEC-XX shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the hangar of the ship where he left his magnus vongraple and grunt xnots close because he was in his office uniform. Crump Freeman got on his magnus vongrapl and said “its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences” so he had to go.

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YES

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shall i be the first to say...

Posted by count cannoli Nov 03 2009 01:24 GMT

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the whole x-naut roleplay is dead

all the people who like roleplaying do their roleplaying at bitlands, instead of here, unfortunately

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AND SO THENSE FORTH CAME A HOLY FISH BY WHICH ALL PRAISED, THIS FISH WENT BY THE NAME OF DIMFISH.

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Since the entire crew has abandoned the mission...

Posted by ♥Cherrim♥ Sep 28 2009 04:08 GMT

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*explodes the Starship* That's why I'm wearing a Superstrongmetalodium suit. BUT NOW I'M DRIFTING THROUGH SPACE HELP

No we didn't abandon the mission; luckily, we have a back-up starship. Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh!
But we're not letting you aboard because of your recklessness. >.>

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screw it, i'm dead....
(forget the "i am both balrog and cannoli" thing)

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Attention: All members of the Starship X-Naut

Posted by ♥Cherrim♥ Sep 28 2009 04:03 GMT

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I present to you... Magnus von Grapple 3.0! It can fire lasers to evaporate anything, crush boulders with its fists, and explode as a last resort.

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RUN THERE IS A BEHEADED ENGINEER AT LARGE

Posted by ♥Cherrim♥ Sep 27 2009 03:31 GMT

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RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

No. Just...just no.

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i'm not part of this

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count cannoli takes off the cape, monocle, hat, and the suit to reveal...

Posted by count cannoli Sep 27 2009 03:19 GMT

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oh great... it's balrog...

BALROG YOU MOTHER *CRAG*ER

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what an unsurprising surprise, it's like a plot twist that you saw coming, it's like a screamer that was warned in the beginning of the video, it's like gutsman's ass...

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Oh no.

Posted by ♥Cherrim♥ Sep 27 2009 02:32 GMT

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The Awesome Comet is heading our way. WHATEVER shall we do.

i... don't... kno- COMETS... PUNCH 'EM

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*engieman starts attacking the comet*

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Post your theme song.

Posted by ♥Cherrim♥ Sep 26 2009 02:24 GMT

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That way we can make a dramatic entrance when we destroy any dangerous things or planets. Also, comment on what pops into your mind when you hear your theme. Mine: "Let's make a puzzle game where you have to drop pills in a jar!" "That won't sell!" "Let's put Mario's face on it!" And there you go, instant classic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN-ABKEcBqI - My dramatic entry theme music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QImV3SdZZ9c&feature=related - My "I'm in a giant robot" theme music. Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh!

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I change my theme to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHAkrZ8jMLc

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I have located an area of considerable interest.

Posted by ♥Cherrim♥ Sep 26 2009 17:11 GMT

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We should go investigate by delving deep into this mysterious hexagon. We must unlock its secrets before those NASA freaks do. FOR THE FUTURE OF SCIENCE WE MUST PURSUE THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE AND POSSIBLY FIND THINGS OF SIGNIFICANT VALUE ALONG THE WAY.

We are now beginning our descent into the clouds of Saturn. Prepare for high turbulence and secure all loose items. Especially the bombs.

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...Looks like a deep-space vagina.

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I now declare myself backup commander.

Posted by ♥Cherrim♥ Sep 26 2009 02:26 GMT

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And you will do as I say. Maybe. :shitty:

whatever floats your boat, backup commander

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WE ARE NOW EXITING HYPERSPACE. ARRIVAL TIME HAS BEEN DELAYED BY 2 MINUTES DUE TO SLIGHT DAMAGE TO ENGINE #4.

And I mean there I was, flying in space, just a purple koopa.

Posted by Qwerty Sep 26 2009 03:17 GMT

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And then....BAM!!!! Starship X-Naut rams into me and i end up on the WINDOW!!!! And YOU thought I was a BUG!!!!!!!!! Ahhh well, what's happened has happened, and I can't change that...And you know what the say....."If they ram into you, join them!"

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seriously, meow, stay in you off topic
@raspherbel:*pulls out interview paper*
why do you think you would make a good x-naut

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screw waiting for crumpy, lets go to the center of the universe already

Posted by count cannoli Sep 22 2009 22:17 GMT

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i found a key to an X-naut ship, let's go *revs up mad hat*

Hey! Don't touch that- UH OH (Also, think of it less as a single plot, but more of a "group" of stories with the Starship X-Naut theme; in other words, you don't need me to post in here)

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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

the "silver zephyr" shall join you

Posted by count cannoli Sep 11 2009 02:39 GMT

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Sounds excellent! Glad to have you aboard.

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(╬ಠ益ಠ)

We embark on an epic quest through the universe.

Posted by ♥Cherrim♥ Sep 16 2009 19:15 GMT

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While throwing nuclear weapons at all who oppose us. (: