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Portal Becomes Required Reading At Wabash College
#education Freshmen at Wabash College in Crawfordsville, Indiana this year will be required to read Gilgamesh, Aristotle's Politics, the poetry of John Donne, Shakespeare's Hamlet, and Valve's Portal. ...
brainygamer.com posted by Kotaku Aug 24 2010 16:20 GMT
Portal becomes part of the syllabus at Wabash College
We're sympathetic to the scores of diligent scholars among you whose learnings recommenced this week -- however, here's a story that's going to make you very, very jealous. Wabash College theater professor Michael Abbott recently revealed on The Brainy G...
joystiq.com posted by Joystiq Aug 24 2010 11:00 GMT
Portal Song Slowed Down 800%, Bieber-Style
#music We now know how to make a Justin Bieber song sound good: slow it down 800%. But what happens when Portal's Still Alive, that great video game song from Jonathan Coulton, gets the same treatment? Lis...
player.soundcloud.com posted by Kotaku Aug 20 2010 03:00 GMT
Portal & Ico Are Perfect For Each Other
#screengrab While this crossover would make Portal's combat clumsier, you'd imagine on the flipside it'd make running around that empty old castle a breeze. By junkboy, as seen on Bytejacker. More » ...
bytejacker.com posted by Kotaku Aug 10 2010 12:00 GMT
South Korean Game Rips Off Portal
#top Upcoming online game Gate has players create portals, here called "gates", to warp themselves to different areas in the game world. Hrm, that sounds familiar! More »
4gamer.net posted by Kotaku Aug 04 2010 07:00 GMT
Aperture Science, Now In Your Bedroom
#art It's so simple; all you need is a mirror, some blue paint, and a love for Valve's masterpiece in virtual teleportation. More »
gamereactor.se posted by Kotaku Jul 29 2010 10:30 GMT
Real life snowboarding meets old-school gaming in 'Gnarcade'
Our knowledge of the fast-paced, edgy world of extreme sports is limited to "standing on moving, thin slivers of wood is really difficult," though we don't need to know much more than that to appreciate the gaming-influenced video posted below.
joystiq.com posted by Joystiq Jul 14 2010 16:03 GMT
The Best Snowboarding Skateboarding Video Game Rap Video You'll See Today
#clips Video games, from Space Invaders to Bubble Bobble(!), invade the slopes and skate parks of Mt. Hood's High Cascade in the best video ever to combine snowboarding and Super Mario World, pool tables ...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Jul 13 2010 21:40 GMT
You're Never Too Young For PC Gaming
#clips Three-year-old Finley's hands might be too small for the mouse, but that doesn't stop him from kicking ass at both Mirror's Edge and Portal on the PC. More »
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Jul 01 2010 16:20 GMT
darkz

I remember there being a video of a 4 year old playing left 4 dead 2

Free Portal downloaded 1.5 million times
If you release it for free, they will download it. Valve has revealed that its free download of Portal, offered as part of the launch for Steam on Mac, has been anxiously grabbed by 1.5 million users. Using the power of math, that's 187,500 downloads eac...
store.steampowered.com posted by Joystiq May 21 2010 04:00 GMT
Classical Guitar is Still Alive
#clips Children's choirs and soloists have worked their way through the end song of Valve's great puzzle game Portal, but this is the first rendition of seen of it played on what appears to be a classical...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku May 20 2010 15:00 GMT
Just How Fast Are Steam Games On The Mac?
#mac Steam is now available on the Mac. Great news for people who only own a Mac, but what if you're like me, and own both? Which is faster? More »
gizmodo.com posted by Kotaku May 18 2010 04:30 GMT
Portal is free, and here's a cute video about it
It's not like you need any reason to rush out and grab a free download of Portal, Joystiq's 2007 game of the year, which is now also available on the Mac. We're just going to assume you already have downloaded it but are somehow unable to play it right n...
joystiq.com posted by Joystiq May 14 2010 08:30 GMT
Where Have All the Good Bad Guys Gone?
#weekendreader Every adventure requires an antagonist, someone or something corrupting the world you're in. It's a basic need. Yet why do so many games serve up foes whose evildoing provides more of a chor...
kasavin.blogspot.com posted by Kotaku Apr 18 2010 17:00 GMT
Video FAQ: Portal Radio Locations
All of the radio locations in Portal Version 2, courtesy turinpt2.
media.pc.ign.com posted by IGN Apr 12 2010 23:59 GMT
Children's choir sings Jonathan Coulton's 'Still Alive'
Bill Cosby had that show about kids saying cute stuff for a while, but there seems to be an even more entertaining trend emerging on the internet: kids singing super awesome stuff. First, there was that chorus that sang Phoenix's "Lisztomania" and now (v...
gamevideos.1up.com posted by Joystiq Mar 31 2010 06:30 GMT
A Children's Choir Sings Portal's Closing Song "Still Alive"
#clips The end credits of first-person shooter Portal treated players to the song "Still Alive". Wisconsin's own Gifford Children's Choir did the version of the tune. More »
reddit.com posted by Kotaku Mar 29 2010 11:00 GMT
PSA: Portal guns are for trained professionals only
You know, we always thought GLaDOS ran the Portal simulation just so she could discover the true value of friendship, but it may really have been in the name of public service. In the video after the break -- created by Freddie Wong, who you probably rec...
joystiq.com posted by Joystiq Mar 10 2010 04:00 GMT
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CRAGLEY HO!

preety scary.

The Dangers Of Owning A Portal Gun In Real Life
#clips Real life Bike Hero and enemy of viral marketing douchebags Freddie Wong is also the proud (unfortunate) new owner of an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, which currently looks a lot like a ...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Mar 08 2010 21:40 GMT
Portal 2 gets co-op, heading to Xbox 360 and PC
[Game Informer] Today's big reveal of Portal 2 as next month's Game Informer cover did lots of us in the maniacal excitement department, but little for us in the hard facts department. But now, between Eurogamer being told by Valve that the game is head...
gameinformer.com posted by Joystiq Mar 05 2010 21:00 GMT
Portal 2 Adds Multiplayer Co-op, New & Familiar Characters
#valve Officially released details on Valve's sequel to Portal were scant. Fortunately, retailer GameStop comes through with some major details, including the addition of a two-player cooperative campaign ...
gamestop.com posted by Kotaku Mar 05 2010 20:20 GMT
Portal 2 Adds Multiplayer Co-op, Hits This "Holiday"
#valve Officially released details on Valve's sequel to Portal were scant. Fortunately, retailer GameStop comes through with some major details, including the addition of a two-player cooperative campaign ...
gamestop.com posted by Kotaku Mar 05 2010 20:15 GMT
An Insider's Guide to Portal 2
#portal2 Today's Game Informer cover is just the latest in a year and a half's worth of Portal 2 news that has been steadily leaking about the Valve game since 2008. More »
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Mar 05 2010 18:30 GMT
My Portal Theory.
OK, so GDC is March 11, Valve is going to be at GDC. March 11th is 3/11, which is the state of developement that GLaDOS is in. 3/11 is the day after 3/10. 3/10 is March 10th, also known also Mario day. (Mar10)  One of  the decoded images shows two pe...
posted by darkz Mar 04 2010 05:00 GMT
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large iron penises
Party Escort Submission Position(PESP)
Party Escort Submission Postion is the act of penetrating your partner submissivly while on your way to a party or social gathering. Intercourse through Party Escort Submission Postion involves submissivly penetrating your partner via rape or while slee...
posted by Fallen Shade Mar 04 2010 00:04 GMT
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Fallen Shade

Someone told me to draw it like that so yeah

Portal updated with extended ending
Don't know morse code? Can't decode SSTV images? Don't worry, this latest Portal update (the second in one week) is a bit easier to understand. The finale of Valve's beloved puzzle game has been extended with about 15 seconds of new content. In it, playe...
xfire.com posted by Joystiq Mar 04 2010 00:30 GMT
Valve Updates Portal Again, The Game Continues
#valve Let the games begin. Again. Valve has whipped the Portal community into a fresh frenzy with one more update to the PC version of the first-person puzzle game. What does the the developer have in sto...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Mar 03 2010 22:40 GMT
Portal fans find secret images, BBS phone number in radio messages
Ever since Portal was updated on Steam two days ago, fans have been busy finding the hidden Morse code messages added to the game, and deciphering them to unravel what appears to be some kind of ARG. Early messages -- in plain Morse code as well as meta-M...
shacknews.com posted by Joystiq Mar 03 2010 19:00 GMT
Valve's Portal Puzzle So Far: The Files Recovered From Aperture Science
#valve Yesterday, Valve issued an update to its 2007 first-person puzzle game Portal, adding exactly one new Steam achievement and 26 audio transmissions that players could listen to via in-game radios. So...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Mar 03 2010 03:00 GMT
Portal receives radio patch, tunes in hints of a sequel
Valve has released a new patch for Portal on Steam, and the patch notes say only that it has "changed radio transmission frequency to comply with federal and state spectrum management regulations." A curious note, especially since Portal, as a computer g...
shacknews.com posted by Joystiq Mar 02 2010 02:15 GMT

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