They laughed at you when you bought that suit of chainmail. They looked at your quizzically when you started stockpiling gas and canned beans in the garage. They showed concern by your decision to turn that spare bedroom into a Max Brooks shrine -- actually, that's kinda creepy. We agree with them on that one.
You're convinced the zombie apocalypse is going down, and you've probably already played Konami's Zombie Apocalypse game. You know, as part of your training. A sequel, Zombie Apocalypse: Never Die Alone, is set to launch on Xbox Live Arcade and PSN this fall.