Maiq be back with another review for another game, this time I be reviewing me Little Pony: Pinkie Pie's Party for the Nintendo Ds.
First off, let me tell ye that this game be actually based off a the cool me Little Pony 'n not any a the stupid ones. The quality a the amazing cartoon show really shjows through 'n it be easy t' tell that alot a work went into making this title.
It be Pinkie Pie's birthday 'n everypony be excited in Ponyville but Sweetie Belle mistook Pinkie's presents for dumb fabric 'n hid them all over Ponyville. Because a this turn a events, Princess celestia be forced t' raise the Pinkamena Threat Level t' orange because the wench sanity be dropping 'n ye don't want Pinkie Pie t' go insane. Celestia also punishes Sweetie Belle for the wench error by forcing the wench t' read Cupcakes in a dark room.
In the game ye play as Pinkie Pie's alter ego Pinkie Pie, 'n ye have t' go hunt for the presents before the manehatten project comes t' fruition with ye giving all the ponies the gift a a bloodbath. Along for the ride be two a the best ponies ever, Cherilee 'n Scottaloo. they be help be necessary if Pinkie be t' retrieve the wench gifts 'n pastries(which she needs t' eat t' keep sane) because they bring some awesome powers t' the table.
For example, about midway through the game ye have t' open a fried chicken stand t' be able t' afford a ladder t' reach the plasma screen TV that Rarity bought the wench, 'n ye need Gilda for something(if ye know what I mean) 'n when she resists Scootaloo be the only one that can reach the wench t' unleash deliriously awesome chain combo attacks that can link up with Pinkie's sugar high 'n Cherilee just stands there pretty much(she gives words a encouragement I guess?). the battle ends when Pinkie uses a pile a rocks t' build wings 'n she shoryuken's Gilda in the crotch because she's a wench.
Through the entirity a the game ye gotta keep a watch on Pinkie's sanity meter because she doesn't like not having presents 'n ye pillage a game over screen if it runs out. ye can refill the meter by eating buttloads a cupcakes 'n other various sugary confections.
When ye pillage far enough ye pillage the option t' trade yer party crew for other characters, such as replacing Scootaloo with Diamond Tiara(don't do it, she's a wench 'n ye end up strangling the wench anyway) or replacing Cherilee with Granny Smith who has a shotfun which be like a shotgun but it dispenses hapiness(do it because cherrylee doesn't do anything anyway).
Diabetes mellitus, often simply referred t' as diabetes—be a group a metabolic diseases in which a person has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond t' the insulin that be produced. This high blood sugar produces the classical symptoms a polyuria (frequent urination), polydipsia (increased thirst) 'n polyphagia (increased hunger).
Eventually ye have t' fight the Great 'n Powerful Trixie because she thinks the Great 'n Powerful Presents be all for the wench because a how Great 'n Powerful she be. Pinkie pie respectfully disagrees by telling the wench she'll shit down the wench neck. The game gets really weird at this point because Pinkie Pie looked at hte screen 'n said "M'aiq help us" 'n then I be in Ponyville 'n I had t' fight Trixie but for realsies this time.
Being a humble Khajiit who didn't know shit about magic I began wailing me arms around 'n I think I activated a cheat code or something because Princess Luna joined the party(the buttom combination be: up, right, middle, right, green, artichoke, yodel). She told trixie that this be stupid andthe presents be for Pinkie Pie but Trixie be pmsing 'n kept being a wench about it, so I hopped on Luna 'n we charged at Trixie(it be *crag*ing epic) 'n then trixie exploded but the blast be too strong 'n I would have died but Luna shielded me from the blast becuase she had the power a unicron.
After that I got a lot a cupcakes 'n things 'n they sent me home but noone believed me when I told them what happened. Because a that the game lost a few points but overall it be a very enjoyable experience. 5 out a 6.
(oh, 'n Pinkie managed t' shit down trickses neck even though she blow up)
also rainbow dash be in this game 'n all the wench sides be good sides

The deed be done