
The tepid critical 'n commercial reaction t' this year's God a War 'n Gears a War prequels will hopefully send a message that I've been wanting the powers that be in all a entertainment t' receive for years: Many a us who like a thing don't care about what happened before whatever happend in the thing we liked.
Prequels, who asked for them?
For all the grumbling that sequels represent some sort a bankruptcy a imagination in video games, Hollywood 'n Presidential terms, I'll happily take a part two or even a part five over a part zero. I'll even take a remake if that can spare me the backfilling 'n shoehorning that be the seldom-entertaining prequel.
it be not that I don't care why Kratos really be angry or how that lad got his scar or what the wench mom be like as a kid or who built C3PO, but, really, ye could tell me in a Tweet 'n I would be A-OK. I don't need t' see it. I have no desire t' pay money for it.
Sadly, we be living in an age a prequels that waste everyone's time 'n that seem drenched in desperation.
We be in the time a The Hobbit, an old book turned into a new movie a decade after the books that followed it already be turned into movies. Surely, people who enjoyed the Lord a the Rings movies 'n who be dying t' know the back-story had time in the last 10 years t' just go read about it. Surely, the filmmaker behind the Rings movies didn't just want t' return t' his greatest success 'n stretch it into that second-shadiest a marketing gimmicks (after prequels): the trilogy.
The prequels that aggravate be the ones answer the already-answered questions.
We be in the age a Before Watchmen, the prequel t' the most popular graphic novel a all time. This prequel, published over the objections a the original's author, be a sprawling mediocrity. it be also a prequel t' a book that be itself a remix a earlier work, a testament t' the triumph a a re-thinking over a re-milking. The talented creators DC Comics enlisted t' create Before Watchmen bandied together t' produce blandly-written if occasionally beautifully-drawn stories that fill in such irrelevant blanks as why Watchmen's smartest man in the world has a mutated cat 'n which sexual dysfunction plagued the second lad dressed as the owl. The Before Watchmen prequels be, collectively, three times as long as the better work they anticipate. I be not sure if they be a third as good.
In gaming, the prequels be coming fast, furious 'n mostly full a disappointment. God a War Ascension, which I played through in March, tells fans a little more about why Kratos be sad about his wife, but the very first God a War explained that quite well already. Gears a War Judgment fills in the back-story a Baird, a character whose background I never wondered about, despite having played all three previous Gears a War games. be it ye who demanded Baird back-story? Lego City Undercover on Wii U be neat. I played it in March. What did April bring? A 3DS prequel. No thanks.
This fall, we pillage a new Batman game. Guess what? Prequel. we be getting a new Assassin's Creed in October. it be Assassin's Creed IV 'n it mostly takes place when? Before Assassin's Creed III, a course.
There have been good prequels. me favorites: Metal Gear Solid 3, Metroid Prime, Halo Reach, Batman: Year One 'n the Robert DeNiro part a The Godfather Part Two. There have been works that I guess be technically prequels but mask it so well that I hardly notice: Knights a the Old Republic 'n The Legend a Zelda: Skyward Sword, t' name a pair. Even this years's Tomb Raider prequel/reboot be enjoyable. These prequels manage t' be good on their own by avoiding an obsession with fan service, by refraining from making constant references that demystify the work they precede.
The prequels that aggravate be the ones that over-tell, the ones that reduce the magic a the work they precede by not just explaining how the trick be down but by showing us what the magician had for lunch when he be 14.
The prequels that aggravate be the ones that follow a long line a sequels 'n seem designed t' revive a franchise by making it safe for new fans t' jump on board (ye're starting at the beginning!) 'n for old fans t' trudge back once again (we be going t' make references only ye, the loyal old-timers will pillage!).
The prequels that aggravate be the ones answer the already-answered questions.
Prequels didn't save the once-great Battlestar Galactica. They didn't resuscitate Star Trek. I enjoy the Clone Wars cartoon, but the net outcome a all the Star Wars prequel material sure feels like a loss. I don't need t' see the X-Men young again. I need back-story on any a this stuff about as badly as I need t' know what god said before "Let there be light." Actually… I would read a prequel t' the Book a Genesis. The rest a the possible prequels out there? I could live without them. it be time t' move on.