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Giant Bombcast 04/08/2014
Brad returns from the wilderness of his mind to talk with us about Dark Souls II for the PC, that new Batman game, Amy Hennig's new Star Wars gig, the fine art of launching missiles, the appeal of Dynasty Warriors, our PAX East plans, Amazon's new Fire TV...
giantbomb.com posted by Giant Bomb Apr 08 2014 07:01 GMT in Gaming News
Ixnay On The Acespay Oirnay: First Space Noir Gameplay
Why is Space Noir named so? Because it’s set in space, and the story’s noir. But what happens when you remove the space and the noir? Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; mere anarchy is loosed upon the world; and the first gameplay trailer for...
rockpapershotgun.com posted by Rock, Paper, Shotgun Apr 08 2014 07:00 GMT in PC Gaming News
World of Warcraft's New Male Tauren Model Revealed
He's a lot "beefier" this time around.
ign.com posted by IGN Apr 08 2014 06:58 GMT in PC Gaming News
Mario Kart history - official infographic
The Mario Kart series has been going for 21 years! Which did you play first? #MK8 pic.twitter.com/wkhOxBLBBd— Nintendo AU NZ (@NintendoAUNZ) April 8, 2014
gonintendo.com posted by GoNintendo Apr 08 2014 06:42 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
Watch_Dogs - info on stealth, vehicles
The following info comes from Watch_Dogs Animation Director Colin Graham... - stealth is a player choice - you combine stealth movement and cover with hacking to make distractions - some areas of contextual stealth - dedicated cover button with sticky co...
dualshockers.com posted by GoNintendo Apr 08 2014 06:29 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
Wii Classic Controller manufacturing halted
So the old #Wii Classic Controllers are not being manufactured anymore. When did this happen? pic.twitter.com/BI8QCjacHT— Vernon Schieck (@kitroplious) April 8, 2014 This may have been the case for quite some time now, but I haven't heard an official ...
gonintendo.com posted by GoNintendo Apr 08 2014 06:26 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
Earthlock: Festival of Magic Kickstarter update - Character Design: Ive Lavender
When we first started developing the world in Earthlock we knew we wanted to have a strong female main character. Back then Ive was actually called Lavender and she had a Victorian outfit and was inspired by the Red Mages in the Final Fantasy’s job clas...
gonintendo.com posted by GoNintendo Apr 08 2014 06:23 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
Check out the G20, a Chinese console that blatantly rips off the Wiimote
Skim by that image quick enough and you might not think anything strange is going on. Stop to take a look and you'll realize that this is a Wiimote ripoff. It's part of the G20, a Chinese game console coming from a collaboration between the Alibaba and...
gonintendo.com posted by GoNintendo Apr 08 2014 06:21 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
GI Joe Figures For Grown-Ups
Marauder, who for years have been making custom weapons and accessories (sandbags, etc) for "adult collectors" of GI Joe-scale figures, have decided to step up and start making figures of their own. If GI Joes are for kids, then these things ar...
i.kinja-img.com posted by Kotaku Apr 08 2014 04:00 GMT in Gaming News
Titanfall Fish Markets Struggling For Business
It's been two years since we last showcased the art of James Paick. In that time he's worked on projects like Titanfall, so it's time to take another look.Read more...
i.kinja-img.com posted by Kotaku Apr 08 2014 03:30 GMT in Titanfall
Help A PC Classic Return From The Dead
Outcast is one of the best games ever made for the PC. It is also, sadly, one of the most underrated, meaning that it's never got a sequel. Or a spin-off. Or even a shitty mobile game.Read more...
i.kinja-img.com posted by Kotaku Apr 08 2014 03:00 GMT in Gaming News
Game Of Thrones Game Has You Slapping Joffrey. A Lot.
Remember those sweet Game of Thrones fighting game images? Well, while that'll (likely) never happen, we can now play the next best thing.Read more...
i.kinja-img.com posted by Kotaku Apr 08 2014 02:30 GMT in Game of Thrones
Tetris Has Reached 425 Million Paid Mobile Downloads
That enormous figure doesn’t include free-to-play versions, either.
ign.com posted by IGN Apr 08 2014 02:55 GMT in Gaming News
Special Xbox 360 Controller Knows How You're Feeling
We never did get that Nintendo Vitality Sensor (though the company is now working on something grander ). A researcher at Stanford, however, has gone and done something similar, only for an Xbox 360 controller.Read more...
i.kinja-img.com posted by Kotaku Apr 08 2014 02:00 GMT in Gaming News
Has anyone taken Organic or Biological Chemistry? And if so do you have a textbook you'd recommend?
or any other kind of chemistry too i guess, but most specifically those two.
posted by weedlord bonerhitler Apr 02 2014 01:39 GMT
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Help?
There is something absolutely amazing about falling down, ramming your anal sphincter into a hard mass of this earth. The resultant bruise and pain is worse than forced anal. One has to rise to the occasion an try to maintain composure? Mainly as it hurts so bad to sit on your ass? It is like being kicked in the butthole with a boot.. if that boot had a chopstick on the end. Targeted precise pain direct to the location of truth and understanding.
When you find that you have done this level of damage you instantly fear pooping. It becomes a excruciating act lest not forget farting too hard will blow blood mist if you break the protective barrier your body seals for repairs. Take comfort in knowing the water is bright red knowing it is less likely to die by rectum. Wiping turns to a act of brutality to be confined to the most heinous torture methods of unnamed government rendering. Throb Throb Throb it says.. Painfully not letting you sleep, not letting you shit, not letting you die.. As April 15 approaches you must pay taxes... It is truly true that taxes take the highest form of compassion in this situation.
This is not your normal gym roid rage, wish me luck! I promise this is 100% serious and lame as can be... I likely should not have rode my bicycle 160 miles while trying to heal. Houston please advise before my oring blows out and kills this mission.
Top News Headlines for April 7, 2014
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ign.com posted by IGN Apr 08 2014 02:07 GMT in PC Gaming News
Multiplayer hijinks, new map join Goat Simulator in May
Those who have already exhausted the myriad ways to wreck stuff in Goat Simulator will be happy to hear that the game's first patch both squashes bugs and brings new content for your cloven-hooved avatar to destroy. "Goat Simulator patch 1.1 adds local s...
joystiq.com posted by Joystiq Apr 08 2014 02:45 GMT in PC Gaming News
The Unluckiest Grand Theft Auto Player In The World
I'm sure this guy has had some good games of Grand Theft Auto Online, where everything just went his way. This was not one of those games.Read more...
i.kinja-img.com posted by Kotaku Apr 08 2014 01:30 GMT in Grand Theft Auto V
Boxzle - North American price revealed
Boxzle will be $2.99 when it's expected for release on 4/10. At the time of writing, this is both for US/CAN. #3DS pic.twitter.com/GIkkYjW1Kb— Vernon Schieck (@kitroplious) April 8, 2014
gonintendo.com posted by GoNintendo Apr 08 2014 01:50 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
Fan-Art: The Wonderful 101 bead art
Who? RT @Rustlr: Please would you say Happy Birthday to my friend Ryan? He's a HUGE fan. Also, I made this: pic.twitter.com/vg8vgsrvPK— 神谷英樹 Hideki Kamiya (@PG_kamiya) April 8, 2014
gonintendo.com posted by GoNintendo Apr 08 2014 01:48 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
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posted by weedlord bonerhitler Apr 08 2014 01:33 GMT
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​What Did You Think Of The Game of Thrones Premiere?
Everyone's back, and everything's different, and you can just tell that at some point soon, everything's going to fall apart. Welcome back to Game of Thrones!Read more...
i.kinja-img.com posted by Kotaku Apr 08 2014 01:00 GMT in Game of Thrones
Why didn't you finish that novel?
posted by Popple Apr 07 2014 11:55 GMT
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there there

The amazing no-neck Kingpin in The Amazing Spider-Man 2
The Kingpin is a big guy. Big shoulders, big suits, big cane, big power. Spider-Man, on the other side, is a scrawny dude in spandex. Doesn't seem like a fair fight - for Kingpin. The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is due out on April 29.
joystiq.com posted by Joystiq Apr 08 2014 02:00 GMT in Xbox One
Goats With Friends: good news, there will be DLC for Goat Simulator, including a new map, local spli
Goats With Friends: good news, there will be DLC for Goat Simulator, including a new map, local splitscreen, new achievements, more goats and more—all dropping in May, and all free. Woo!Read more...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Apr 08 2014 00:30 GMT in Gaming News

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