Kotaku older than one year ago

It's not like Ebert's a spring chicken anymore
Soon his generation will have passed on, and those who grew up with videogames--and thus appreciate the art form--will dominate society
No need to give the opinion of a senile old coot who gave good ratings to the Garfield films who also probably hasn't touched a videogame in his life any more attention than he deserves

Sales don't necessarily mean something is popular. MW2 is a pretty mediocre game, but people buy it. It doesn't make sense.

Clearly they're "treated well" if they haven't gotten a cut of the profits from the game that IW was forced to make.

It's there because it was predictable.

Pikmin is a Real-Time Hope-they-don't-kill-themselves.

I'm like 100% sure VIZ got the rights to dubbing it eventually. Didn't that happen? I remember that happening.

gb2sony

If it does expect this numerous stripped features and bugs with no patches including:

 

No orange portals

No Co-op

4 maps

1 type of cube

No regenerating health

I liked the part where the world turned into a gamecube

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THOSE PEOPLE ARE
Also that tree has an eye.
It is staring at you.

It would've been better if it had a gerbil but hamsters work too I guess

smexy

eeehhhhhh...
still looks a little bit "meh"
methinks this is going to be way overhyped

April Fools isn't until Thursday.

heh, fun

make out with blue haired chicks while ripping off tetris

BUT A DAMN GOOD ADMIN

Too bad Chrissy-Chan hates the Xbox.

I did not think it possible to love WarioWare even more.

I saw that and thought, "how awesome would it be if they made an Eric Cartman papercraft just like that"

fine

I don't mind the feeds at all.

no shut up you faggot

Netflix is a system-seller.

Apparently this happened years ago.

yeah but aren't automatic pistols illegal for civilians?

Wouldn't exist if Nintendo never made the Wii.